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A common fanfic for Shipping when the woman has too strong a personality for the writer to deal with. If Rescue Romance is a manly man's reward for being a valiant protector, the Florence Nightingale Effect is a womanly woman's reward for being a caring nurturer.

Contrast A Match Made in Stockholm. See also The Dulcinea Effect. You need to login to do this. Get Known if you don't have an account. You save his life, he saves yours, this leads to that Sid , Final Fantasy: No fight occurs though Basically sums up as: What am I, a freakin' moron?

Uh oh, creeps 3 o'clock Mikasa's undying devotion and implied romantic feelings for Eren seem to stem from how he saved her life when they met. Mikasa's parents had just been murdered and she was at the mercy of the killers, then Eren showed up and killed them , and as a corollary Eren's mother took Mikasa into the Yeager family. Discussed by Shipper on Deck Reiner, when he teases? Bertolt by suggesting that rescuing his crush could result in her falling for him.

Y , when Ryoko is saved from creepy guys on the street by Jin. Senjogahara and in Bakemonogatari plays this in a few odd ways.

First, she obviously does like Koyomi after he helped her, but she's especially attracted to him because she meant nothing to him when he volunteered to help. He wanted nothing from her but the chance to help someone. She believes that if she'd seen him do the same for someone else that she'd have fallen for him just as easily. At another point she notes with some frustration that she probably would have fallen for anyone who helped her in that situation.

She's glad that it was Koyomi since she'd like him anyway, but her complicated relationship with Kaiki shows that she's probably right. It's strongly implied that she fell in love with him briefly because he at least understood her. In the present, it makes their relationship quite complex because she can't bring herself to hate him, no matter what she says to the contrary. In Black Cat , Train happened to be visiting the same part of town as Kyoko. She gets attacked by thugs, and he decides to intervene, easily disarming all of them.

Although she actually didn't need saving, this caused her to fall in love at first sight. She proceeds to become another Stalker with a Crush of his, though all of it is rather hopeless for her, considering his personality.

Played for Laughs in the anime. Yoruichi rescues Soifon causing her to completely melt and turn all goggly-eyed and gushy. This is how Isshin and Masaki met and got together. When Isshin interferes with Aizen's latest hollowfication experiment, Aizen sabotages Isshin's chances of killing the hollow, and as a result Isshin is severely wounded. Masaki jumps in and kills the hollow, saving Isshin's life but inadvertently suffering a fatal hollow infection in the process.

Isshin's decision to save her right back meant he had to sacrifice his shinigami power to do so. One of Ichigo's strongest motivations is to protect his loved ones, and two of these persons are girls not related to him: Each girl gets abducted for different reasons, and each time Ichigo pulls a Roaring Rampage of Rescue for her.

The one he marries is Orihime. Though Haji does end up saving Saya during their "first" meeting at least long enough to get her to save herself , she initially mistakes him for a serial killer and runs scared. Invoked twice in Canaan. Maria Oosawa wants to replay her first meeting with the titual Action Girl , so she intentionally gets in trouble. Also, Liang Qi had set up a trap for Alphard to get captured in the beginning so that Liang Qi would get to rescue her.

Alphard was very aware of this; and went along merely because she was curious where Liang Qi was going with it. A Certain Magical Index: Subverted at the beginning. Touma tries to get a delinquent hitting on Mikoto in a diner to leave her alone—saying that he's troubling her—and winds up getting chased off when the delinquent's friends return from the bathroom.

When he finally seems to lose them and stops to rest, Mikoto walks up and admits to frying them to save trouble. Turns out Touma had known she was a powerful lightning esper the entire time, and had been trying to protect the delinquents.

She then tries to blast him , and her determination as the Unknown Rival is increased. Played with in their first chronological meeting depicted in Railgun. Touma saves her from a group of delinquents and chastises them for hitting on a little girl.

Predictably, Misaka doesn't take it well and fries the lot of them. However, due to Touma's right hand he is completely unharmed. It was only because of this immunity that she became interested in him, declaring him her rival. And played straight in the Sister arc. When Misaka is at the edge of despair and literally willing to die in the pathetic hope that it will save her clones Touma shows up and saves all of her clones. That's where he went from in Misaka's eyes The Rival to an actual love interest.

And at least one likely far more of those clones is also attracted to him, for similar reasons. Several other girls in Touma's Unwanted Harem fell for him after he rescued them. During an attack by the Graviton Bomber in A Certain Scientific Railgun , a random cop saves a girl from an explosion. Later, the gang runs into the two, and they are now dating. City Hunter , combined with Girl of the Week , Ryo usually gets someone he's hired to protect to like him.

Code Geass - Euphemia ends up on both sides of this trope - She fakes being in danger after Suzaku catches her falling, to get him to spend the day with her. Later, Nina falls for Euphie after Euphie rescues her from a hostage situation. The story is about how main characters Yukihisa uke and Takashi seme , now best friends, get together, but Yukihisa gives backstory to their relationship by remembering their first meeting in elementary school, where Yukihisa is a bullied transfer student whose tormentors are Takashi's group of friends.

When Yukihisa is eventually called out in a schoolyard fight, the manga seems to set up this trope when Yukihisa is put in a two-on-situation. When the reader turns the page, it ends up with Yukihisa kicking the asses of his bullies, and when Takashi arrives, supposedly to rescue him and thereby invoke this trope, Yukihisa ends up tacking him to the ground as if he were another bully.

Later chapters of D. Angel have hinted at a romance between Satoshi and Risa after he saves her from a deadly fall. A man comes by and mistakes their conversation for thugs trying to hit on an unwilling girl, and tries to pull a classic Rescue Romance. Noticing this and deciding to "help", the guys immediately start pretending to be thugs and then deliberately fall easily. Sadly, the girl president is a moron and thinks that they want her to punch the guy out afterward.

This later becomes the basis of their actual romance when they recover their memories and apologize for their mistakes in Episode Specifically invoked and then harshly deconstructed. A guy who hopelessly crushes on Ran, Sonoko and Shinichi's sempai Asami drugs her when they go karaoke singing and then secretly sets her place in fire, hoping she'd finally fall for him when he rescued her.

In the end, not only Ran was the one who really rescued Asami, but Conan through Kogoro revealed his gambit to everyone, harshly calling him out on his selfishness. Played straighter with the Official Couple of Ran and Shinichi, since they've mutually helped and rescued each other even if Shinichi is in his Conan form almost all the time several times - often a great risk to themselves.

Lampshaded once when Ran's drugged and almost forcibly drowned at some point, then Conan rushes in to help her; thanks to the drug and lack of oxygen she sees Conan as Shinichi, and before passing out she smiles and says "Don't worry, I'm okay Shinichi came to save me As children, he supported her when she stood up to shoplifters.

As adults, he is one of the persons who protects her when she's targeted by a murderer because s he knows too much complete with a Declaration of Protection , and him giving a "The Reason You Suck" Speech to the culprit that sounded almost exactly like the one he gave to the shoplifters is what makes her remember that he was the boy from their past. Played straight with Miwako and Takagi more than once.

Parodied when Fujisawa "saves" Miz from her monstrous looking manservant she was screaming because the servant poured cold water on her instead of hot. Miz falls in love with him anyway and doesn't bother correcting him. This is later played straight when Shayla Shayla falls for Makoto after he takes a shot from a power staff for her. And again, in the Sequel Series when Makoto saves Kauru from drowning. In Flame of Recca , Recca and Yanagi meet in a 'saved from forceful advances' scenario.

Played slightly-more-straight in the anime when Recca pushes her out of the way of a bunch of falling girders. Gloriously subverted in Fujimura-kun Mates. The titular character, Fujimura, once saved a girl from a group of delinquents.

Then a very cute and grateful imouto character shows up at his school, initially assumed to be the girl he saved. Turns out, she's the leader of the delinquents!

Essentially the whole plot of Full Metal Panic! Also played with in an episode of Full Metal Panic? It backfires spectacularly when the crowd of girls he's "rescued" in this fashion find out it was for a contest. Tamahome rescues Miaka from some pervy thugs at the beginning of Fushigi Yuugi. Nakago, bastard that he is, does the same with Yui after the fact, and only encourages the resulting emotional vulnerability. This is sincerely attempted by the antagonist of the manga Ginen Shounen.

Hero Matataki is fighting tennis star Koda for the love of Matataki's childhood friend Mirai, armed with photos that show the future. After failing to win Mirai's heart through the benefits of fame and wealth, and only partly succeeding by threatening her with the possibility that refusing him would lead to Matataki's predicted death, his final step is to use a pair of photos to save Mirai from certain death and have her wake up in his arms, at which point he's certain she'll fall in love with him.

Subverted here though, as this has no effect on Mirai's feelings: In Gosick , Avril falls in love with Kazuya because he's the one who finds her after she's been kidnapped and replaced by a Phantom Thief. In Guardian Fairy Michel , Salome tries to invoke this in one episode in the hopes of getting some treasure.

Van and Wendy meet when he rescues her, but he wasn't trying to rescue her; apparently, he thought she was already dead.

Later in the same episode, he deliberately chooses to rescue her, despite having turned down her offer of marriage. Subverted in Gundam Wing 's Episode Zero manga, where Middie Une falls in love with No-name aka the future Trowa Barton after he rescues and recruits her into their mercenary group, but she still betrays the band to protect and feed her family.

Cyborg girl Triela has her Love Epiphany when she discovers that not only did her handler Victor Hilshire save her from a Snuff Film , but he became her handler solely to continue protecting her. Then it's subverted, because she doesn't pursue him. Triela is Genre Savvy enough to realize that a good part of her feelings may come from from her conditioning, and that a man like Hilshire is not interested in romance with his 14 year-old Protectorate.

Hayate the Combat Butler: Hayate and Nagi meet in a similar 'saved from thugs' fashion; unknown to Nagi, Hayate's original intention was to kidnap her - he was protecting his prey Hayate is almost instantly regretful of his intentions, though. Hayate ends up saving a lot of the series' girls this way, and even a guy at one point—though that one didn't create any romantic undertones. Highschool of the Dead: Asami fell hard for Hirano after he stood up to Shimada for her, to keep him from raping Shizuka.

Shortly after the incident, she followed him up to the rooftop to thank him, while dropping not-so-subtle hints that she was available and interested. Satoshi Hojou saves Shion Sonozaki from a group of thugs in a flashback in Higurashi: This leads to Shion immediately falling in love with Satoshi. However, as this is Higurashi , her love is a bit different. Only in two worlds, to be fair. Gender inverted in the anime. Sonsaku Hakufu used to protect her cousin Shuuyu Koukin from bullies when they were small, and Koukin fell in love with Hakufu when they grew up.

Played in Les Yay sense with Ryoufu, who used to protect her best friend Chinkyuu when they were little girls. Chinkyuu is later one of her lovers of both genders , and the one she cares for the most. This is how Jinenji's parents met decades ago. Jinenji's mother was a villager girl who once hurt her leg when collecting herbs, and was rescued by a kind youkai.

There are all the instances in which Inuyasha and Kagome rescue each other through the whole story, starting with Kagome unsealing Inuyasha from the tree that Kikyou pinned him against so he can fight off the Centipede Woman about to kill her. It even got lampshaded at the start, when Kagome talked her way out of the Thunder Brothers killing her via making them believe that Inuyasha was her boyfriend and would come for her later so it was not in their best interests to murder her.

Occasionally happens between Miroku and Sango as well. Kuroh picks Shiro up in his arms, and Shiro blushes as he sees Kuroh's face for the first time. Then Kuroh carries him up to a rooftop They do end up being teammates, though, with a lot more romantic moments later on - and Kuroh does stop trying to slay him.

Tsuna saves Gokudera from his own bombs, leading to a Stalker with a Crush situation. This show is kinda known for its ridiculous amounts of Ho Yay. Also Haru fell for Tsuna after he saved her from drowning. Might as well tack Enma on. Kids on the Slope: Sentaro first meets Yurika in the Beach Episode while saving her from a group of guys harassing her.

Seiko falls for Otani after Otani saves her from a dog. The first meeting of Subaru and Ixpellia in StrikerS Sound Stage X began with Subaru shielding Ix from falling debris, followed by Subaru fighting off the Mariages that came for Ix with an accompanying image of a very battered Subaru cradling Ix as they gaze into each others eyes , and ended with Subaru symbolically and literally bringing Ix out of the darkness and into the light of the current era.

When all of that was done, Ix saw Subaru as one of the only people she felt calm with because she rescued her. Unsurprisingly, there's a small but noticeable amount of supporters for this ship which would have been bigger, had Ix not entered her years of sleep. And for a straighter example in both senses of the phrase, we have Tohma and Lily, the main pairing for Force who first meet when Tohma finds Lily bound in an abandoned lab, releases her, and takes her with him.

Nanoha is the one who helps her through her ordeals, after all. This was given a Lampshade Hanging by Arisa as she teased Nanoha about her obvious developing crush on Fate. And you were like a Prince Charming to Nanoha! She's been worrying about you aaaaaaaaall day, Fate. And she just couldn't take her eyes off you when she first saw you. NO- I, uh- I was just thinking about how cool you looked In the Child Ballad " The Lord of Lorn and the False Steward ", the young lord saves his life by promising to never to tell that his servant robbed him; the servant turns him into a servant, until the daughter of a local lord figures out how to get the story out of him.

Whereupon they promptly marry. The gender-swapped counterpart, the Goose Girl, plays out with a similar set up. Eventually the prince realizes something's up with the new "goose girl" and tricks her into confessing to an iron stove which he's standing behind and gets everything solved.

In this version, he was supposed to marry the princess anyway and the maid had posed as his fiance, but the rescue element makes it a romance instead of merely a political marriage. She refuses to forsake him and discovers he was once a mortal man rescued and captured by the faeries and is soon to be tithed to hell for the Queen. Janet rescues him from this fate by clinging to him as he is transformed into any number of beasts. When he turns into a burning coal, she throws him into a well, which turns him back into a man, and she must hide him.

For all of this effort, she wins his freedom from the faerie queen. Superman 's first encounter with Lois Lane Post-Crisis was the rescue of a space shuttle she was on. In their original Golden Age meeting at least when he was in costume , Superman saves Lois from some gangsters who aren't happy about Lois', erm, professional dedication. After Rogue drained her powers, Ms. Speaking of Jessica Drew, her close friendship with Lindsey McCabe began after Lindsey stood up for her during a humiliating group therapy session.

The comic continuations of Gargoyles featured Lexington and Staghart rescuing each other. The Bad Guys series also featured Dingo rescuing Hunter and her him. Word of God says Hunter and Dingo will be together.

Jury still out on Staghart and Lexington. But Slash Fic writers can dream In the Dungeon Universe , princess Isis exploits this trope, getting into the dungeon with her boyfriend, hoping she could pretend he rescued her, so the king will allow them to marry.

Unluckily, said boyfriend dies less than a page after he appears. In Blacksad , this is the nature of Blacksad's past relationship with the deceased Natalia Wilford, as he helped her get rid of a stalker.

They started a relationship afterwards but it wore off after some time, and they broke up before her untimely death. In Justice League Elite , Kasumi grows infatuated with Coldcast after he keeps saving her when their missions keep going horribly wrong. Hartigan and Nancy are a one-way example. When Nancy was 11, Hartigan rescued her from rape and death at the hands of the sadistic paedophile Roark Jr.

Nancy declares that Hartigan is the only man she's ever loved and tries to make a move on him. He rejects her, both because of their huge age difference and their history. Used platonically in Sonic the Comic. Best friends Tails and Sonic first met when Sonic saved Tails from drowning in a swamp.

Fairy Tales and Folklore. He is instantly agreeable even though he had been too ill to speak with her before. A hero falls under the villain's power. The heroine, often the villain's daughter , tells him how to escape the impossible tasks, or performs the magic to allow his escape, and usually both. They invariably intend to marry immediately and do marry in the end. In " The Blue Mountains ", the hero must suffer a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown for three nights to free the heroine, whereupon she immediately agrees to marry him.

Also in " The Three Princesses of Whiteland ", where they do marry at once. In " Soria Moria Castle ", the three princesses are held prisoner by three trolls and the hero must kill the trolls to rescue them. He gets his pick. In some versions of the King Arthur legend this is the start of Lancelot's and Guinevere's affair.

More commonly Lancelot rescues her because of his love for her, but their love isn't consummated till after the rescue. The prince from " Snow White ", who never even has a conversation with Snow White before kissing her apparently dead body , then carrying her off into the sunset. Likewise the Prince in " Sleeping Beauty ". A male example of a rescuee is the prince in " The Little Mermaid ".

But the trope is subverted in the original Hans Christian Andersen version, the prince never knew that the mermaid had saved him and, while he showed concern for her well-being, wasn't in love with her — he fell in love with the girl from the temple who found him on the beach who he thought rescued him and, in some versions, is his betrothed , and the real heroine ends up heartbroken.

Disney's animated The Little Mermaid however, doubly subverts it, thus playing the trope straight and giving the story a Happy Ending. Defied in Spectacular Seven. However, Twilight is steeped in nerdy culture and sci-fi novels , recognizes what Moondancer is doing, and tries to let her down gently. It's later revealed that the whole thing was set up by Moondancer since she's The Dragon to the Big Bad in an attempt to convince Twilight to break up with Sunset, meaning Moondancer invoked the trope before Twilight defied it.

Averted in the Firefly fanfic Forward , where Jayne and River end up saving each other while they are being held prisoner by Niska. While the aftermath of those events resulted in the two of them developing into a more platonic relationship , it didn't directly result in romance. In The New Retcons , this is how John viewed his marriage to Elly, saving her from life as a poor destitute woman and a single mother.

It didn't end well. He repeats this reasoning, minus the spoilered part, with Kortney, viewing himself as her savior from a life of prostitution In a more horrifying example, Elly tried to invoke this on Elizabeth and Anthony by arranging the Attempted Rape of Elizabeth just so Anthony can rescue her and they could rekindle their romance. Apparently, the unlikely couple of Silver Spoon and Snails first fell in love when he saved her from drowning herself on prom night a result of Diamond Tiara's cruel prank.

While they haven't hooked up yet, she seems to have developed a thing for him. As of Part 11, they're an Official Couple. Sophistication and Betrayal plays with this a little. While Rarity and the protagonist do end up in a relationship after she saves his life - which does get lampshaded - it takes significant time for their relationship to develop and initially only leads to friendship.

Yayoi notes that she shouldn't mistake his act as chivalry as a sign of love. Later in Month of Sundays , when confronted with a doll transformed Haruto, she uses this as a basis of their blooming relationship. Inverted in Seeing the Pattern. Although Lickity Split was already attracted to Pinkie Pie, Pinkamina doesn't begin returning his feelings until after she saves his life a couple of times.

The Thor fanfic Wanted , and AU set during the second film , plays with this. Well, that's definitely not what my lying eyes observed, but the real purpose of this article is, of course, the vital task of NPC programming rather than something banal like reporting the actual facts. It's going to be several paragraphs worth of canned outrage from the professional victims and "I gots duh raht" nightmare animals before we even discuss what led up to this horrific "abuse of power.

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He manages to sweet-talk his way into grabbing a second chance at life. Flynn Rider in Tangled. His tactics fail on Rapunzel though, to his utter surprise " This is kind of an off day for me Prince Hans in Frozen.

Unlike Flynn, he is an evil version of this trope. Applies to Timothy Dalton 's, Pierce Brosnan 's and Daniel Craig 's Bonds, who generally treat women with a bit more respect in comparison to the previous versions of the character. There is at least one Bond Girl in each movie whom they sincerely like. M invokes this trope in GoldenEye when she says, " Han Solo managed to woo Princess Leia.

And even more so is Han's second-best friend Lando Calrissian. While Han has a rugged charm, Lando goes for the sophisticated route.

Anakin Skywalker manages to impress Padme with a cheesy pickup line, and while he's only 9 years old, their relationship already has romantic undertones when he leaves for his Padawan training. In Fallen Angel , Eric Stanton is a darker version of this trope, and uses his charm to romance a girl for her fortune.

He charms not only the women, but also the men and all the fans! It helps that he's played by Bradley Cooper. Hannibal Lecter from The Silence of the Lambs , despite being a cannibalistic serial killer. It makes his stunningly violent escape all the more shocking, as his charms had allowed us to forget his true nature.

Oskar Schindler of Schindler's List is introduced as very very charismatic person, making friends out complete strangers almost immediately. He uses this trait to make connections and work his way into German business, and later to mask his plot to save the lives of his Jewish workers. Lucien Carr in Kill Your Darlings manages to seduce everyone who crosses his path. Charles uses his bubbly exuberance and his psychic powers to pick up women in pubs on campus.

Michael Fassbender has admitted that he had portrayed Erik Lehnsherr as being captivated by Xavier's charisma. The first thing that James [McAvoy] did was he brought a little mischief, a little bit of a rebel to Professor X. Which I think really was very clever because looking at it from where Erik is standing, there was something about that he found very endearing, and he was charmed by this man.

I think that's why the fans really react to the bromance thing, there's a real sort of Butch Cassidy element that he brings to it, James, which I thought was really smart. Max in Codex Alera. Mat Cauthon in The Wheel of Time. Molly Carpenter in The Dresden Files. Used her skills to remove her bra without taking off her shirt and a few ice cubes to score a lead. Molly was excited about the latter, while Harry was happier with the former.

Definitely a Crowning Moment of Funny. He convinces everyone that he can be trusted with the food, supplies, and weapons and then rules with an iron fist.

Jay in the Spaceforce novels uses his looks and charisma as a means to an end in his job as an agent for the Taysan Empire, seducing or at least wooing willing women for information or to gain a foothold. It is always a double-edged sword, however, as such behaviour is a criminal offence in the Empire, and he is driven by a desire for women which easily leads him into trouble.

Ivan Vorpatril of the Vorkosigan Saga , the protagonist's cousin, foil, and recurring sidekick. He can pour his mojo on thick and is amazingly handsome. Since Miles is a manic genius far above Ivan's level and prone to roping his poor cousin into all manner of trouble but also a funny looking and socially awkward "mutie", each has complexes about the other. Moist von Lipwig from Going Postal and Making Money is a charming con artist able to get most anyone to follow his zany schemes.

The only exceptions are little old ladies who see him for his inner scoundrel Also from Going Postal , Reacher Gilt is also this to an extent. It's made very clear that all his vast wealth and power is solely down to his own brand of charm, and he makes people trust him by being so ''blatantly'' untrustworthy that they lower their guard dresses like a pirate, has a parrot that makes a joke on "pieces of eight!

A Song of Ice and Fire: Tyrion Lannister is very good at charming his enemies, most notably when he convinced Bronn of Blackwater to fight on his behalf during his trial at The Vale, and soon after convinced the Burned Men and the Stone Crows, two gangs of barbarians, to fight alongside the Lannisters.

Renly Baratheon has a magnetic personality and manages to convince half a continent to support his claim to the throne, even though he's only fourth in the line of succession.

His court seems to truly love him. His elder brother Robert used to be one too, before he got crowned and became a bitter drunk. He is so beloved by the people of Dorne that when he is murdered, they immediately want to declare war on Westeros out of vengeance.

Peeta shows signs of this in The Hunger Games although it's less about him being able to make women want him sexually, and more about him being able to make all of Panem root for him and, making them root for Katniss.

He lacks the Fire to be a revolutionary, but has the best acting skills out of any of the Tributes. His love is the exact opposite. Although if you believe Johanna Mason in the second film, the whole world wants to sleep with him. In Firebird Lackey , Ilya has a way with the ladies and is willing to be patient to get what he wants.

According to the bannik, the spirit of the bathhouse, women are prone to talk when men aren't around and they all speak highly of Ilya, even after they've moved to higher stations and, hence, into his older brother's or father's beds. In fact, one of the reasons his brothers want him dead is because he's so well liked by women.

Archie Goodwin in the Nero Wolfe stories, who will routinely be called upon to try and charm his way past a pretty woman at some point in a case. Wolfe, who has little understanding of or ability with women, seems to view Archie's gift of charming the ladies as almost supernatural, although Archie himself demurs and points out that he's not quite the ladies man Wolfe seems to think he is.

The Last Dragon Chronicles: Tam tries this on Zanna to get info on David's death for an article he's writing. He almost gets away with it. Downplayed in The Stranger Beside Me , as Ted Bundy is described as being well-liked, but never on the top of the social ladder.

Kuroki " The Social Expert " may not have the intention to involve in Aya romantically, but the way he speaks to her always charms her, to different extent. Spinnock Durav from The Kharkanas Trilogy seems fairly aware of his charisma, but hardly uses it for malicious means.

It means, however, that he doesn't shy away from challenges, like his shameless flirting with his allegedly lesbian Captain Finarra Stone demonstrates. He knew how to dress and smile

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