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On the left is a link to a story about my Dodge Ram and the problems I had with the transmission. To practice trickery or cunning; To stray from or avoid the truth. To Avoid; Look it up yourself in the dictionary!! What vehicle has the "best" automatic transmission? It is not, at all, uncommon for us to see many Chrysler trucks, with very low mileage, in a given month, all getting rebuilt transmissions.
Transmission failures vary, with Chrysler full-sized trucks We have one now, that failed at miles Not 42,, mind you My '95 RAM w. Cummins engine, 4WHD and Club Cab, needed a new transmission after 9, miles, and again at 18, miles, and now at 28, miles the exact symptoms are appearing for one more replacement.
Going into D or R from standstill the vehicle is "bucking". I have been doing some searching today about MY tranny problem. I cannot find help anywhere. Have you had any success? More Chrysler Transmission Problems. I purchased a brand new 97 dodge fullsize conversion van, otherwise known as 97 Dodge Ram Wagon.
At miles the transmission went. More Email - Dave Pierce Wrote Wow this sounds familiar. Seems to me if dodge would fix these damned problems my pocket book would remain healthier. More Email - Larry Wrote I have a with the engine. I have and at around 72K the same thing happened to my tranny.
My problems started when I bought the truck with 32K. The shifting under load was always rough and when I took it to the dealer, they said it was normal for this to happen. I had return lines replaced twice and they still leak. Around 84K, the tranny started overheating and I was left stranded on the side of the road. The dealer told me they would help with the cost because I have had so many problems.
They said the cooler was probably stopped up so I had it checked before it was taken to the dealer. It was pumping fine through the cooler but when they called me, they said it was the cooler and I was charged for a new radiator and a rebuilt tranny.
I told them I wanted the old cooler and when I went to pick it up, they told me they blew a gob of stuff out of the cooler. I had to wait for a pump that was on National back order for that tranny and I believe that was the cause of the failure and not the radiator. I want to be part of your class action. By the way, after having the tranny rebuilt for the second time, the erratic shifting has quit. More Email - Joe Richardson Dodge told me they will not pay anything on this third transmission.
I don't feel any truck should go though three transmissions in 60k miles. Especially since I have followed the Dodge maintenance schedule to the letter. If you have any additional information regarding this matter I would like to see it.
I am putting together information for my attorney to sue Dodge. I in turn would be happy to share the outcome of any court proceeding with you.
I also own a Dodge Ram only the series. I only had 50, on mine when I started experiencing trouble putting it in drive and not moving. When I put it in reverse, it clunked and shook the truck.
I was told this was normal by the dealership. About two weeks later on my way to work I noticed it was not shifting into 2nd gear. I put it in neutral and back into drive and it was okay. At this time I took it to the dealership and they replaced a gear in the transmission. It didn't do anything for about a week and then I was going home from work and on the expressway going 70 miles an hour it just went out of gear and I was coasting in the middle lane. Fortunately, there was not any traffic at the side and I pulled over.
I put it in park, then drive, and it went forward. I continued to drive home but all the way home the transmission was slipping. Again it went to the dealership where the transmission was rebuilt. We wouldn't want them to give a new transmission. It still will clunk when I put it in reverse but again they say this is normal.
I have replaced the harness wires 3 times and when you ask the question why so often you will get different answers. Some say they should never burn out, some say things happen. My ABS light has come on each time along with the check engine light so you are at their mercy because no one else is equipped to check the vehicle. More things have gone wrong with my truck since the first time I had to take it in to the dealership. I also have had my torque converter replaced twice. I have never heard about the drum that is a factory defect but I would like to know more about it.
I understand your frustration especially when they keep doing the same things over. So far I have had the fuel injection system cleaned 3 times the last two times only four months apart. I ask the question why so often? I think they guess at what is wrong. I know you can only take legal action if you take your vehicle back for the same problem 3 times. I do enjoy my truck and I hope to enjoy it for a few more years. I may look into this drum failure problem and I will in fact take action because I don't feel safe knowing that my transmission could go out again seeing that no one could say we have fixed the problem.
I found your website because I was looking for information about problems with the fuel injection system on the dodge. I do know for a fact that the series Dodge has the transmission problem also. More Email - Stephen Ouelette Wrote More Email - Garypbpd compu-type. Faxed four receipts one of which was for the Thursday before the Friday showing where I had the Oil changed at Autotire. I told them unless I was planning on long trips I changed the oil myself.
They asked for the receipts of all the oil I bought and filters. I do not keep receipts who does? Then they stated it must have been a low grade of oil. I use 10W30 Valvoline. They had the balls to make me pay the shipping charges both in and out for the new motor they had ordered before releasing the truck to my tow company after putting motor in the bed.
Lawyer sued them, awaiting a court date. First and only Dodge I will ever own. Anyone have similar problems please contact at garypbpd compu-type. I stumbled across this site while researching transmissions because of my dodge problems. I'm just hoping to get out of this nightmare as soon as possible. Email - Ronipizza aol. I am trying to locate Dodge so we can file a complaint.
We finally made a decision to purchased a tow truck and tried the new Dodge Dakota Quad Cab. With only 17, miles on it the ABS lights started to come on.
It started again, and I started feeling pulsating in the brakes-again took it to dealer. Well I was told that there was just a faulty ABS switch, which they replaced, but that the pulsating was the front rotors. Told them to forget it my husband would handle.
Took them 45 minutes, but they'd be nice and change 30 minutes. I understand that they are using a cheaper form of rotors and because our of our mild winters, salt got to them. Of course I told him-"Isn't that the problem I have now? Email - mhamm97 hotmail. Dodge is trying to void my warranty on my Ram Diesel that blew up at 80K. Transmission went out a month before at 78K.
What a great company. I am going back to Power Strokes!! Email - Tisha McDaniel - 29 Oct
This one's a bit convoluted: Daisy Roots Boots You can't go out in the rain without your daisies. From old cockney song Boiled Beef and Carrots - pronounced Darby. Dicky Bird Word He left without so much as a dicky. Dicky Dirt Shirt Put your dicky dirt on before the company gets here. Dig in the Grave Shave A quick shower and dig and I'll be ready to go.
Ding Dong Song Everyone gather round the piano for a ding dong. Dre is a rap artist Dog and Bone Phone She's always on the dog. Douglas Hurd is a politician. Edna Everage aka Dame Edna is a star, darling! Edward Heath Teeth He got smacked in the Edwards.
From semi-obscure evil Chinese cult with tendency to inaccuracy, therefore appropriate. Fine and Dandy Brandy A small drop of fine would suit me. Gertie Gitana Banana I like a gertie on my cereal. Possibly an old music hall star Giggle and Titter Bitter beer ere.
I could use a giggle. Ginger Beer Engineer He knows his stuff. He is a ginger, after all. Ginger Beer Queer odd I don't know about that - sounds a bit ginger.
Glenn Hoddle is the coach of the English football team replacing Terry Venables. I'm going down to the iron to sausage a gregory. Gypsy's Kiss Piss Blimey - no more beer till I've 'ad a gypsy's. Me 'ammer and tack's playing me up again. Hampden Roar Score You know the hampden. The Hampden Roar is is a commonly used term that refers to the noise made when fans cheer on Scotland at Hampden Park Hampstead Heath Teeth His hampsteads hamps are a crime.
Hampton Wick Prick He gets on my wick. I haven't eaten all day Hank Marvin was the guitarist for The Shadows from the 's to the 's. Harry Monk was an old music hall entertainer. I don't know who or what a "Harry Rag is. If you know please tell me. Harry Randall Candle Look at all the Harry's on his cake.
Harry Wragg Fag cigarette Have you got a harry? Meaning, that's all you get. Iron Hoof Poof homosexual He's a bit of an iron. Iron Tank Bank He lost his house to the iron. Arthur Rank Wank masturbate e's off having a J. See also 'Alone' and Bar pub.
Could be very confusing if you're going alone - "I'm off to the jack jack". Pollock is a "20th Century strange artist". Jam Roll Arsehole That geezer is a right jam roll. Joanna Piano He sparkles on the joanna. Jodrell Bank was the site of a University of Manchester botanical station, about 20 miles south of Manchester, back in the 's. Today, Jodrell Bank is a leading radio astronomy facility. Kareem Abdul Jabbar is a basketball player in the U.
How he got into rhyming slang I'll never know! Kettle and Hob Watch fob watch That's a lovely kettle. I got the following from Dudley who wondered about the connection between a kettle and a watch - he passed on the following story: Lee Marvin was an American actor.
See other entry for starvin' Hank Marvin. And no - they're not related. Got a pair of Lilian's. Lionel Blaire is a performer. Lion's Lair Chair Have a lion's while you wait. Loaf of Bread Head Don't just stand there - use your loaf. How does manhole cover rhyme with brother you ask? I could use some top Jackie for me Michael Winner. Mick Mills Pills 'e's always 'ad a weakness for the Mick Mills. Moby Dick Sick I'm feeling a bit Moby today.
Chant Aunt He didn't know what to get his Mrs. Nanny Goat Coat Put your nannies on - it's taters out. Nelson Eddy's Readies pound notes e's got a pile of nelsons! Newington Butts is in an area of London SE1? Oliver Twist Pissed drunk I 'ad one over the eight last night and got completely Olivered. One and two's Shoes Where's me one 'n two's?
Peckham Rye Tie I'm putting on me best whistle and me new peckham. Peddle and Crank Wank masturbate I'm off for a peddle! Pen and Ink Stink That's a bit of a pen and ink. Pete Tong Wrong It's all gone a bit Pete. Pimple and Botch Scotch He enjoys a good pimple. Pleasure and Pain Rain Any more pleasure and we'll be swimming. Just gotta 'ave a pony Or, another usage if something's a bit off i.
Pope in Rome Home Let's pop 'round his pope and fetch him. Another example of Rhyming Slang evolving to reflect the times. Randolph Scott Spot acne I've got a great big randolph on my chin Raspberry Ripple Nipple Look at the thup'neys on her, raspberries like cigar buts!
Richard the Third Turd shit He's a bit of a Richard. Rick Whitter Shitter toilet or rectum Back in a sec - I'm off to the rick. Rub-a-dub-dub Pub I'm off to the rub-a-dub-dub. Matthews tells me that Ruby was an Irish singer popular in the mid to late 's. Got a note from Sandy Everitt who knew Ruby Murray 6 Ruby was a top recording star in the 's who achieved the rare feat of having five songs in the top 20 at one time.
If you know where the expression 'snout' for cigarette comes from I'd like to include it. Also, Richard Beveridge has suggested that the term snout comes from prison life when the prisoners, who would take their daily exercise in silence, would signal a tobacco supplier that he needed cigarettes by touching his nose.
A little bit different, but fairly common in many English speaking countries Sausage and Mash Crash He was in a fearsome sausage. Sausage Roll Dole welfare He ain't worked in years - he's on the sausage. Scotch Pegs Legs Sit down and take a load off your pegs.
For whatever reason, the common usage is the rhyming word rather than the first Scott Gibbs Fibs lies He's been telling scotts again. Possible that Sexton Blake was a detective in comic book stories? Shovel and Pick Nick prison He's spending a bit of time in the shovel. Sieg Heils Piles hemorrhoids I'll stand if you don't mind - me sieg heils are acting up today. Slay 'em in the aisles Piles hemorrhoids Me slay 'ems are playing me up.
Martins a minute ago Stammer and Stutter Butter Extra stammer for me. Stand at Ease Cheese Wouldn't mind a bit of ease. For whatever reason this one is backwards - the only rule is that there are no rules! It helps if you realize that garage, which commonly rhymes with mirage in North America, more usually rhymes with carriage in Britain. A great Tony Hancock piece has him trying to act all condescending and pronouncing it the American way, confusing the ears off a local constable.
Steve Claridge is a venerable striker, late of Leicester. Tea Leaf Thief He's always been a bit of a tea leaf. Teapot Lids Kids I'm taking my little teapot to country.
Ted Ray Gay homosexual He's a bit Ted. This association actually comes from a particularly bad movie "My Wife's Family" where he played a character called Jack Gay.
Tin Tack Sack fired He got the tin tack the other day. Toby Ale Rail 'e's traveling by toby. Toe-Rag Fag cigarette Lend us a sprarsy - I wanna get some toe-rags. Toe-rags refer to the rags people used to wrap around their feet when they didn't have shoes Toe rag couls also refer to a small time petty thief, in his words "the sort of dirty little toe rag who would live next door and break into your house and nick the Christmas presents", "term is commonly used, at least in Scotland, meaning just a bit stronger than "rascal" and probably spelled without the e: Tom and Dick Sick He's feeling a bit Tom.
Tom and Jerry Merry E's a tommy bloke. Tom Foolery Jewellery That bloke looks a flash, look at all his tom. Tom Jones Bones Ooh, me toms are clicking. Tom, Dick and Harry Dictionary I'll just check the meaning in the tom. Tommy Tank Bank I'm going 'round the tommy to pay in a gooses.
Tommy Tank Wank masturbate She's probably at home doing a tommy. Tommy Tucker Supper You can sing for your Tommy. Tufnell Park Lark fun Always one for a tufnell. Turtle Dove's Gloves Where's me turtle dove's.
Twist and Twirl Girl She looks like a nice twist. Two and Eight State anguish He's in a two and eight over it. U Uncle Bert Shirt I've got to press my uncle. Uncle Fred Bread Hey, mum. Can I have some Uncle Fred with this? Wally Grout Shout round It's your wally, mate ie. It's your turn to buy a round of drinks. Wally Grout was an Australian cricketer who died in Wally's Scarf Laugh He's having a wally.
Walter Mitty Titty breast She's got a lovely set of walters. Watford Gap Slap I'm gonna give you a Watford 'round yer chevy. Weavers' Chair Prayer Haven't got a weaver's of getting into her alans.
A weaver's chair has a low profile back allowing free movement of the arms. Website Sight Get out of me website. Weeping Willow Pillow ere. Get yer head off my weeping willow. West End Thespian Lesbian She's a lovely girl but she is west end, you know. Westminster Abbey Shabby He's turned out a bit westminster today. Weston Super Mare is the main coastal resort of North Somerset. Wind and Kite Web Site Check out me wind and kite.
For them what don't have a classical education, "Yabba-Dabba-Doo" was the catch phrase of Fred Flintstone. You and Me Tea Fancy a cup of you and me? Would you like Acker in your coffee? Interestingly, his nickname Acker is a Somerset term meaning friend or mate.
Picked up this wood and got a terrible Alan in me finger. Alan Minter is a British boxer with a current record of 23 by KO ]. The 'lastics gone in me alans. I'm 'aving terrible trouble with me April How can such a simple word have so many convoluted references? If you want milk, put the Ari on the doorstep.
I love this one - it refers to a golfer who spends a lot of time in the long grass around a course. I'm just popping out for an Arthur.
He's always on the babble. They've hired a new bloke at the shop - he's a bacon. Went up to the dole office today. Me biffo's not looking the best today. Shut up you Bob - yer talking out yer aris. Little bow and arrow fell out of the nest. E's not a bad bloke for a bubble. Bubble and squeak is a uniquely British dish of fried mashed potatoes and something green usually cabbage, but left over brussel sprouts work well. Close the bloody burnt. Landing on the ship during the daytime is like sex, it's either good or it's great.
Landing on the ship at night is like a trip to the dentist, you may get away with no pain, but you just don't feel comfortable. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle. It's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. Listen to the classic original cockpit conversation mp3. The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.
When the weight of the paper equals the weight of the airplane, only then you can go flying. If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music… and of aviation. The three worst things to hear in the cockpit: When I grow up I want to be a pilot because it's a fun job and easy to do. That's why there are so many pilots flying around these days.
Pilots don't need much school. They just have to learn to read numbers so they can read their instruments. Pilots should be brave to they won't get scared it it's foggy and they can't see, or if a wing or motor falls off. Pilots have to have good eyes to see through the clouds, and they can't be afraid of thunder or lightning because they are much closer to them than we are. The salary pilots make is another thing I like. They make more money than they know what to do with. This is because most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots don't because they know how easy it is.
I hope I don't get airsick because I get carsick and if I get airsick, I couldn't be a pilot and then I would have to go to work. It was first published in the South Carolina Aviation News. Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it. It's a waste of your time, and it annoys the pig. It's part of every textbook approach. It's just something you have to do … when you land.
Lady, you want me to answer you if this old airplane is safe to fly? Just how in the world do you think it got to be this old? I know, but this guy doing the flying has no airline experience at all. He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air…. Both optimists and pessimists contribute to the society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute. The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
When asked why he was referred to as 'Ace': Because during World War Two I was responsible for the destruction of six aircraft, fortunately three were enemy.
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.
The light at the end of the tunnel is another airplanes landing light coming down head-on to the runway you are taking off from. Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1: Real planes use only a single stick to fly. Somebody said that carrier pilots were the best in the world, and they must be or there wouldn't be any of them left alive.
So, the pilots are pushing that upper-right-hand corner of the envelope. What everybody tries not to dwell on is that that's where the postage gets canceled, too. High-performance jet fighter, fully armed with missiles, guns. Will trade for Mig and home address of Air Force Acquisition officer. Flying an aeroplane with only a single propeller to keep you in the air. Can you imagine that? The Next Generation' episode 'Booby Trap. I don't think Dramamine is going to help.
You know the part in 'High Flight where it talks about putting out your hand to touch the face of God? Stories, Tales and Legends,' Newton's Law states that what goes up, must come down. Our Company Commander's Law states that what goes up and comes down had damn well better be able to go back up again. I never liked riding in helicopters because there's a fair probability that the bottom part will get going around as fast as the top part.
I do not use airplanes. They strike me as unsporting. You can have an automobile accident — and survive. You can be on a sinking ship — and survive. You can be in an earthquake, fire, volcanic eruption, tornado, what you will — and survive. But if your plane crashes, you do not survive. And I say the heck with it.
The landing approach was pretty bumpy, but the biggest bump was saved for when we hit the tarmac - a massive shudder and shake - at least I hoped it was the runway.. We were soon however airborne again and climbing steeply when a voice with a heavy Indian accent came over the PA as follows: I am sorry about the landing ladies and gentlemen, the pilot will now take over.
This time up in the Himalayas where we had been stranded for days. Each day we would head down to the airfield only to be told the plane could not take off. Finally on a day the weather was slightly better the chief of police informed us as follows: The allocated pilot for today is the best pilot in Nepal, don't worry, he will take the risk. I used to dream about being an astronaut. I just never had the grades. Or the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me.
You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space. Superman Don't need no seat belt. Superman Don't need no airplane, either. I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is … just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
I didn't know you could fly a plane. Fly yes… land no. What this means for you, the consumer, is that the airlines are no longer required to follow any rules whatsoever. They can show snuff movies. They can charge for oxygen. They can conserve fuel by ejecting husky passengers over water.
They can ram competing planes in mid-air. Of course, certain restrictions do apply, the main one being that all these flights take you to Newark, and you must pay thousands of dollars if you want to fly back out. As you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would interfere with flight. They were watching birds one day, trying to figure out how to get their crude machine to fly, when suddenly it dawned on Wilbur.
You almost never see an aroused bird. So when they want to reproduce, birds fly up and stand on telephone lines, where they monitor telephone conversations with their feet. When they find a conversation in which people are talking dirty, they grip the line very tightly until they are both highly aroused, at which point the female gets pregnant. If God had meant man to fly, He would never have given us the steam railway locomotive.
If God had really intended men to fly, He'd make it easier to get to the airport. In the space age, man will be able to go around the world in two hours — one hour for flying and one hour to get to the airport. In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Glasgow, we hope you enjoyed your flight and thank you for flying Easyjet. If you didn't enjoy your flight, thank you for flying Ryanair. It was pilot error. It was design error. The pilot is at fault for trusting the designer. The entrance to the cockpit of this aircraft is most difficult.
It should have been made impossible. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the very first Fokker airplane built in the world. The Dutch call it the mother Fokker. I wanted to go back for another 50 missions, but they ruled it out because I had a case of malaria that kept recurring.
So I had to stay in the States and teach combat flying. I was shot down by a mosquito! Flight Reservation Systems decide whether or not you exist. If your information isn't in their database, then you simply don't get to go anywhere. United hired gentlemen with the expectation of training them to become pilots, Northwest hired pilots hoping to train them to become gentlemen. To date, despite their best efforts, neither carrier can be considered successful.
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