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Each week, Oliver tackles some of the most important news stories of the previous week, and then segues into a longer segment where he takes an in-depth look at some important overall issue, sometimes ending the show with it, other times ending with another shorter story that has a lighter tone to it. Segments are split up by short, narrated sequences that either attack an outdated cultural item, or use a montage of clips of media personalities and politicians doing silly things.

Interviews appear sparingly and from a variety of personalities. Because the show airs on HBO, it has more creative freedom than a late-night basic cable talk show; and, in an interview on The Daily Show , Oliver made fun of the fact he can curse as much as he likes without being censored.

And with no commercials, Oliver has the full 30 minutes and sometimes longer to explore issues in greater depth. You need to login to do this. Get Known if you don't have an account. A new episode every Sunday. We'll be taking some Sundays off. I'm John Oliver, thank you so much for joining me! Time for a quick recap of the week! The episode on "Stupid Watergate" ends with what would be the main segment, on the TSA, shortened to just 3 minutes but still featuring most of the research, weird background graphics, and Muppet penguins.

After criticizing Pom Wonderful's product in his series premiere, the company sent him a mini-fridge full of the stuff along with a letter , concluding with the statement that they would take his suggestion of a pomegranate enema under advisement and that "what you do with the cooler full of Pom is your business. I seriously cannot think of a more elegant way to say "Here's a crate of our product — go ahead and shove it up your ass.

This is why we don't name them, because then we get attached! Oh, please; they hang out in a pineapple under the sea. Read between the lines! The Pope was in the United States this week: A country you think about so little, you don't even realize that's not Bolivia, that's Colombia. Except it isn't, that's Venezuela, that is Colombia; except it isn't, that's Bolivia, which is the one we were looking for in the first place. There is simply no way to know!

But there's no room in campaigns for nuance. That's why you don't see bumper stickers reading: In the grand tradition of television personalities who've made mistakes, I would like to offer a condescending, half-hearted apology that I don't really mean. Oh I'm sorry, did I say pornography, I mean abortion. Our main story tonight is abortion. Is this what you wanted, Steven Joyce? Is this what you wanted?! The cable companies have figured out the great truth of America: We did a whole lot of things that were right That's a weird way to phrase that.

You sound like you're quoting a horrifying Andy Griffith episode. We tortured those folks good, Ope! It's a small number and the ones that are left It is important to remember: France is going to endure, and I'll tell you why: Bring your bankrupt ideology.

You just brought a philosophy of rigorous self-abnegation to a pastry fight, my friend! Now, to be fair, that is about as emotional as a British newsreader is capable of being.

The American equivalent of what you just saw would be Wolf Blitzer stripping naked and setting fire to his own beard. Now that is going to piss off the British, and you do not want to piss off the British because if you do, we will say, "Oh, dear", shake our heads, swallow the anger, and carry it around until we die. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

When we're at a point where the Secretary of Transportation is struggling between using the word "unsafe" and the word "dangerous", we might have a problem worth fixing. Rahul Gandhi, however, is— WOW that guy is handsome.

Look at that vest! He's like an Indian Han Solo. The Sausage Principle is where, if you love something, you never want to find out how it's made. Tonight, I'm going to show you my sausage I'm sorry, but a Vice Admiral has to have the mental fortitude to fool an Iowa pit boss. You better have fucking done that or I've made a horrible mistake. And I think I've just made a horrible mistake. Neither I nor the puppy am making unsubstantiated claims about potentially harmful dietary supplements!

You're not doing that, are you, puppy? Because you don't need to, do you, precious? There was a YouTube video this week of tiny hamsters eating tiny burritos, and it's as magical and as uncomplicated as you think. And let me be completely clear about this: This is actually a book for children! This is a real children's book. This isn't some adult book telling Mike Pence to go fuck himself. Although in buying it, that's exactly what you would be doing!

The problem is, it's the middle ground between sense and nonsense. It's like saying "It would be crazy to eat that entire bar of soap, so I'll just eat half of it.

Do you have self-righteous anchors repeating themselves, over and over again? How dare you say I take money, simply? How dare you say I take money? You say this to me, how can you say I take money? You -- how dare you say I take money, Ms. Holy shit, they've stolen our formula! All you [Scott Lively] were saying was "Gay people are evil, insidious Nazis Lively out, Lively out! Lots of fun, right? John feigns love for haggis while trying to woo Scotland back to remaining part of the United Kingdom in his segment talking about the Scottish independence referendum.

John Oliver sometimes does this. How John sees Guantanamo Bay. In the October 9, episode's segment on the Cuban detainment camp, he argued that it would be better for the United States to close the facility due to the conditions and the somewhat shaky legal justifications for its existence. The poster for season five shows John with his head on his desk, looking absolutely exhausted. The United Kingdom, where I am more commonly known as Made from Real Girl Scouts: Comes up during one of John's digs at Guy Fieri.

Why do you do ziss to yourselves? Those things barely look powerful enough to run Oregon Trail , much less Earth-ending weaponry! People who work there must watch WarGames and go, "One day, one day we'll get to play with that stuff. They did it by digging up a trade agreement between Australia and Hong Kong, which had a provision that Australia couldn't seize Hong Kong-based companies' properties. So nine months before the lawsuit started, it put its Australian business in the hands of its Hong Kong-based Philip Morris Asia division, and then they sued claiming that the seized property in question were the trade marks on their cigarette packages.

And you've got to give it to them, that's impressive. Someone should really give those lawyers a pat on the back and a punch in the face. But a pat on the back first; pat then punch, pat-punch. Look, I know this story has been depressing, and you might be wondering, what can you do? The only small satisfaction I can give you is letting Sean Connery voice your feelings.

Why am I not shurprished, you piece of shit?! Clowns are for murder threats, attempted murder, and actual murder.

In terms of phrases you never want to hear, ["far-right election victories in Europe"] is right up there with "it's malignant" and "we're losing cabin pressure. Although I think we both know this will never be over for you. From now on, your entire life is going to be viewed through a dildonic prism. By now, the ghost of Franz Kafka is thinking, "Don't you dare call this Kafka-esque, I don't want my name anywhere near this shit!

Edward Snowden is not the WikiLeaks guy. The WikiLeaks guy is Julian Assange, and you do not want to be confused with him. Partly because he was far less careful than Snowden in what he released and how, and partly because he resembles a sandwich bag full of biscuit dough wearing a Stevie Nicks wig. And, that is— that is critical, Julian Assange is not a likeable man.

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Asking adult performers to wear goggles is up there with asking ballerinas to wear boots. It does not only not match the threat, and it effectively prohibits production in California. French Senate votes against regressive law to criminalise men for paying for sex. Senators voted to against the bill. They have argued that many prostitutes' rights groups are against such a criminalisation of clients.

Sex workers and groups who have opposed the plan, say it can lead prostitutes to hide from police and go off the streets, exposing them to more violence and abuses.

The bill to punish prostitutes' clients must therefore now be discussed by a conciliation committee to find a joint version for both Houses of Parliament. If not, the National Assembly, which proposed the bill, will have the last word. The redesigned Playboy, 62 years after it was launched by Hefner, will still feature a Playmate of the Month and glamour pictures but they will be rated PG an advisory rating that cautions that material may be inappropriate for children under The Playboy website has already been given a makeover and made safe to read at work, resulting in younger readers and an increase in web traffic.

The chief content officer of the magazine, Cory Jones, said the magazine would be more accessible and more intimate, admitting: Twelve-year-old me is very disappointed in current me. But it's the right thing to do. The magazine's circulation has dropped from 5. So now we will see if anybody actually does read the magazine for the articles. Irish government decides to proceed with nasty bill to criminalise men for buying sex.

It is unclear if it will or will not decriminalise sex workers in brothels or on the streets. A group which calls itself the sex workers alliance of Ireland said it was a sad day for sex workers and that there are efforts in Sweden to decriminalise sex workers or soliciting by prostitutes. New legislation on sexual offences criminalises paying for sex with prostitutes, but ensures the person offering sexual services is not guilty of a crime.

Presumably Ireland does not have laws against inciting people their customers to commit a crime. Minister for Injustice Frances Fitzgerald published the Criminal Law Sexual Offences Bill on Wednesday, claiming she was committed to addressing the very real and tragic crimes of trafficking and exploitation associated with prostitution. I am convinced that targeting the demand for such services is the way forward. Ms Fitzgerald said her proposals mirrored the approach adopted in Northern Ireland and other jurisdictions which she said had seen a reduction in demand for the services provided by prostitutes.

The Alabama House Ways and Means Committee passed the proposed porn tax in a vote for an extortionately high rate of tax to offset a massive budget shortfall.

The tax will apply to any and all forms of pornographic or sexually explicit content purchased in the state of Alabama, including, but not limited to, pornographic magazines, adult videos, and online adult rentals. Thanks to the state Senate, Alabama was able to avoid an anticipated First Amendment lawsuit over its budget proposal, which included an extortionate tax on pornography.

As proposed, the tax on porn was clearly unconstitutional. The First Amendment protects artistic expression, even if pornographic. Alabama, by taxing the specific category of pornographic material, is directly engaging in content-based discrimination, something the Supreme Court does not allow. Indeed, in the case Police Department v. Mosely , the Court noted that above all else, the First Amendment means that the government has no power to restrict expression because of its message, its ideas, its subject matter, or its content.

Thus, regulations that treat a category of content differently than other categories will be held unconstitutional unless it passes the exacting legal test of strict scrutiny. Strict scrutiny requires a compelling governmental interest that is narrowly tailored to be the least restrictive means of accomplishing that interest.

Absent those factors, a law will be deemed unconstitutional. Dutch sex workers get a new red light area The new prostitution zone will be very close to the former sex boats on Zandpad -- between the gas station and sewage treatment plant. The window brothels on the Nieuwe Zandpad will open in at the earliest. There will be space for up to sex workers. Another bill has been introduced into the South Australia's Upper House to legalise prostitution.

Labor MP Steph Key is in charge of the bill's drafting and has introduced similar legislation several times in the past, but ultimately without success. In a strategic move, the bill is this time being introduced in the Upper House so its opponents are confronted sooner than later. Independent Scottish MSP proposes a member's bill to promote sex worker safety and the decriminalisation of prostitution.

The plans include allowing more than one prostitute to work from the same premises and giving sex workers more employment rights in the workplace.

It is based on New Zealand's arrangement for legal prostitution. Sex workers have been systematically ignored while laws which expose them to violence and stigma have been preserved or extended. These proposals take on board not only the experience and concerns of sex workers, but also reflect a growing international consensus that what sex workers most need is safety and labour rights, not the risks which come from criminalisation.

The purchase and sale of sex is currently legal, but in general, the law prevents sex workers from being able to work safely, and that must end. There is no reason why sex work should only be permissible if a single person works alone in their flat, for example.

That law leaves sex workers vulnerable to violence and exploitation, as do the current laws on street-based sex work, which also seriously hamper sex workers' ability to move on to other work.

Fundamentally, we would welcome any proposals that make women - and anyone involved in prostitution - safer, healthier, and more likely to enjoy a full range of human rights. We believe that giving them access to safety, protection, healthcare and support, as well as economic independence are of paramount importance.

By Dr Catherine Hakim. New evidence from international sex surveys show large and continuing differences between male and female perspectives on sexuality in all cultures. Male sexual desire is manifested at least twice as often as female desire, and men would like to have sex twice as often as women. This gap in sexual desire between men and women is growing over time and cannot be dismissed as an out-dated patriarchal myth as argued by some feminists.

The sexual deficit among heterosexual men helps to explain many puzzles, including why men are the principal customers for commercial sexual entertainments of all kinds. It is no surprise that sex workers male and female cater to men almost exclusively. Male demand for sex invariably outstrips female demand.

Demand for commercial sex is therefore inevitable and the sex industry is likely to continue to flourish in the 21st century. Not only does male demand for sexual activity greatly outstrip non-commercial female supply, but economic growth, globalisation and the Internet facilitate access to the world's oldest profession. Several factors suggest that the male sex deficit will not disappear, and might even grow in the 21st century.

Women's increasing economic independence allows them to withdraw from sexual markets and relationships that they perceive to offer unfair bargains, especially if they already have enough children or do not want any. Changes in national sex ratios towards a numerical surplus of men helps women to reset the rules in their own favour in developed societies.

A key objection to the sex industry is that it damages women and that the presence of porn, lap-dancing and prostitution in a country promotes rape and other violence against women. However, although there are too few rigorous studies to draw definitive conclusions, all the available evidence points in the direction of prostitution and erotic entertainments having no noxious psychological or social effects, and they may even help to reduce sexual crime rates.

In many countries, including Britain, it is perfectly legal to sell sexual services; however any third-party involvement is illegal. The aim is to prevent exploitation by pimps or madams. The effect is to criminalise the industry and brothels, to prevent girls working together in a flat for their mutual protection, to prevent anyone from lawfully supplying services to a sex worker or even rent a flat to them. The commercial sex industry is impervious to prohibitions and cannot be eliminated.

Countries that criminalise buyers such as Sweden simply push demand abroad to countries with a more sex-positive culture. Policies that criminalise sellers directly, or criminalise third parties who supply them with services, simply push the sex industry underground, increasing risks for sex workers. The sex industry is estimated to be worth over four billion pounds to the British economy. It should be completely decriminalised. Alabama lawmaker thinks that a massive tax on adult products will bail out the state.

Any book, magazine, newspaper, printed or written matter, writing, description, picture, drawing, animation, photograph, motion picture, film, video tape, pictorial presentation, depiction, image, electrical or electronic reproduction, broadcast, transmission, video download, telephone communication, sound recording, article, device, equipment, matter, oral communication, depicting breast or genital nudity or sexual conduct.

The tax hike would be in addition to the state, city and county sales taxes already in place, which usually runs up another 10 percent in costs. We have created a class of products in this state that you have to be 18 to purchase and they have excise taxes on them. The state is broke. Montgomery insiders say it has a realistic chance to pass, as Williams has accrued 26 co-sponsors for his bill, including Alabama House Speaker Mike Hubbard. See article from extremetech. See article from opendemocracy.

Sex workers in Milan set to fall victim to mayor making up health safety and rules to enforce moral agenda. The sex workers should be treated as employees who work on road construction and forced to wear clothes that make them visible. Sex workers caught a second time without the right highway clothing will be hauled into the police station. We are almost ready with the definitive draft of the document.

I hope to have it [the ordinance] up and running by the start of September, Sinigaglia told teh newspaper Corriere Della Sera. See article from dailymail. Amnesty International votes for a policy calling for the decriminalisation of sex work. The human rights group is set to review its internal policy document on sex work at a meeting in Dublin next month.

But the Coalition Against Trafficking in Women CATW said that if the new policy was adopted, Amnesty would in effect advocate the legalisation of pimping, brothel owning and sex buying that forms the basis of the lucrative global sex industry. Amnesty is reviewing its policy amid evidence that criminalising adults for consensual sex work can lead to greater abuse against sex workers.

The charity is in the final stages of receiving feedback on the draft policy but stressed that no decision had yet been made. See article from vice. You might have noticed a shit-storm around sex work in your newsfeed this week: Amnesty was accused of being onside with pimps, there were lots of open letters and there were even more opinions. The Guardian's high priestesses of PC speak in favour of a violent and exploitative environment for sex workers.

Obviously, Amnesty is right to say that sex workers have human rights and that these should be respected The broadest coalitions unite around the narrowest agendas. A call to legalise sex work is a distraction from Amnesty's core mission, and dangerous to it too. Read the full article. Amnesty must stand firm on decriminalising sex work.

What should matter to Amnesty's directors and members is the strong, growing and undeniable evidence collected by academics and international organisations such as the World Health Organisation , Human Rights Watch and the Global Alliance Against Traffic in Women that criminalising any aspect of sex work makes sex workers more vulnerable to sexual and other forms of violence, forced rehabilitation, arrests, deportation and contracting HIV.

What should matter even more is the voice of the sex workers themselves, who from every corner of the world are organising -- often in the most difficult environments -- to advocate for their rights and to change laws and policies that harm them. Amnesty International votes to support the decriminalisation of all aspects of consensual sex work. Men just want to get laid, whilst the sex workers just want to earn a bit of money to feed their kids.

Yet some would like to see all these innocent people get jailed, just so that extremist feminists can feel good about their gender equality. And it's good to see that Human rights group Amnesty International has also come out against the persecution and jailing of innocent people by voting to support the decriminalisation of prostitution at their biennial International Council Meeting.

Delegates from around the world gathered in Dublin for the meeting, and voted to adopt a resolution that will allow the organisation to develop and adopt a pro-decriminalisation policy. The resolution recommends that the full decriminalisation of all aspects of consensual sex work is supported by the organisation. We recognise that this critical human rights issue is hugely complex and that is why we have addressed this issue from the perspective of international human rights standards.

These groups see the stigma and criminalisation that surrounds prostitution as roadblocks to stopping abuse, trafficking and the spread of diseases like HIV and AIDS. History has just been made.

The world's leading human rights organisation, Amnesty International has finally, belatedly, accepted that sex workers are people with rights, and has called for their trade to be decriminalised. For liberals, this kind of decision would once have been a no-brainer.

But liberalism has become infested with puritanical, authoritarian ideas, and many liberals are highly illiberal when it comes to core issues of individual liberty -- most of all, when sex is involved.

Almost 4 years ago, I began to wake up to this, and wrote a piece about the Guardian's sexual hang-ups. My observation that the secular left and the religious right had almost blurred into one entity was one of the catalysts that ended my Guardian subscription, and began my growing disenchantment with the increasingly conservative political left.

Court bans sex workers from the streets of Dortmund citing that the trade has become to popular. Prior to the EU expansion of there were about 60 sex workers on the streets of Dortmund, but with the entry of Bulgaria and Romania, the numbers swelled to in the first year and a year later.

See article from telegraph. In December the UK introduced new regulations to censor online videos. Tony Bear explains the new rules to Lady Bear. She doesn't like it. If you don't like it either, find out more at Backlash. PornHub introduces a premium subscription service along the lines of Netflix. The service will complement the company's free offering. While Pornhub describes the new site as Netflix for porn , a more apt point of comparison is Spotify, which also offers a free, ad-supported version to go along with its core paid product.

Considering the challenges unique to its space, if Pornhub finds a way to convince users to cough up cash every month, it will pose an instructive model for the rest of the digital content industry. New Institute of Economic Affairs paper identifies the benefits of decriminalising Britain's sex industry.

The sex industry should be fully decriminalised, as all attempts to regulate prostitution are ineffective, ill-informed and a waste of public money. The demand for commercial and professional sexual entertainment is growing steadily world-wide, as economic growth drives demand for luxuries, the internet creates new meeting places for sexual encounters both amateur and professional , and globalisation makes sexual markets international in scope.

Recreational and non-marital sexuality is becoming just as important as reproductive and marital sexuality, and the distinction between amateur and professional sexual encounters is becoming increasingly blurred. In a new report for the Institute of Economic Affairs, leading academic Catherine Hakim identifies large and continuing differences between male and female perspectives on sexuality, finding that they are pervasive in all cultures, even in Scandinavia.

Male sexual desire is manifested at least twice as often as female desire, with the gap growing over time. Given this sexual deficit among men, it is no surprise that men are the main customers for commercial sexual entertainment, and that sex workers, both male and female, cater to men almost exclusively. Sex surveys around the world show a substantial gap in sexual desire and motivation between men and women.

This cannot be dismissed as an outdated patriarchal myth as argued by some feminists. Several factors suggest that the male sexual deficit will not disappear, and is even growing in the 21st century.

Women's increasing economic independence allows them to withdraw from sexual markets and relationships that they perceive to offer unfair bargains, especially if they already have enough children, or do not want any. Changes in national sex ratios towards a numerical surplus of men also help women to reset the rules in their own favour in developed societies. Male demand for sexual entertainments of all kinds is thus growing, and ineradicable. Decriminalisation will lead to better outcomes for women.

A key objection to the sex industry is that it damages women and that the presence of pornography, lap-dancing and prostitution in a country promotes rape and other violence against women. However, all available evidence points in the direction of prostitution and erotic entertainments having no noxious psychological or social effects, and they may even help to reduce sexual crime rates.

Whilst it is perfectly legal to sell sexual services, any third-party involvement is not. This serves to criminalise the industry and brothels, not only preventing girls working together in a flat for their mutual protection, but also stopping anyone from lawfully supplying services to a sex worker or even renting a flat to them.

Countries that criminalise buyers such as Sweden , simply push demand abroad to countries with a more sex-positive culture.

Policies that criminalise sellers directly, or criminalise third parties who supply them with services, simply push the sex industry underground, increasing the risks for sex workers. It is estimated to be worth over four billion pounds to the British economy alone. Commenting on the paper's release, its author Catherine Hakim, said:. Internet dating has fundamentally changed meet markets and sex lives in the last three decades. Laws on prostitution are now outdated, misinformed and redundant.

The very concept of prostitution is no longer workable in today's fluid sexual markets, where anyone can meet anyone, on whatever terms they choose. Decriminalisation is the only workable way forward. The proposal to copy Sweden and criminalise customers in the sex trade is a complete waste of public money, unforgiveable in a time of austerity. Another Windows 10 warning as it searches through your best porn pics and displays them to all as a screen saver.

Those who have used Windows Phone will be familiar with their photos appearing in the scrolling tiles on the phone's home screen, but those who are new to Windows 10 might not be prepared for the exposure the operating system will give their snaps. Loaded up WIN 10 last night and left it on to do its thing.

Woke up to wife asking why I set it to rotate all my porn images right on the desk top view. I have no idea how to shut that feature off and that computer is staying shut down until I do. Free windows and a free trip to the doghouse. Don't make my mistake, keep your private pictures out of My Pictures, no matter how deep you hide them in sub folders. Extra marital dating service gets hacked with the intention of outing the clients. Now life could be even shorter for some users, after the website was hacked with the intention of outing users.

According to Bloomberg Business , the site's hacking will potentially expose names, addresses, and sexual preferences of millions of members. The site was hacked by someone or a group identifying as The Impact Team. The group has put a message right on the site saying that we have taken over all systems in your entire office and production domains, all customer information databases, source code repositories, financial records, emails.

The hacker or hackers say that they will release all customer records, profiles with all the customers' secret sexual fantasies, nude pictures, and conversations and matching credit card transactions, real names, and address. They hack also includes sister sites: Established Men sugar daddy hook ups , Cougar Life a dating website for cougars , Man Crunch a site for gay dating , Swappernet for swingers , and The Big and the Beautiful for overweight dating.

There's a new craze in Portland, Oregon as hundreds of dildos appear hanging from overhead cables. The white and bright orange dildos have appeared in recent days across Portland, Oregon, sparking laughter, blushes and a lot of photos.

So as to be able to throw them up and wrap them round cables, the phallic toys have been strung together in pairs. Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement spokeswoman Lisa Leddy said the department had received numerous reports of the x-rated sights. A spokesman for public utility Portland General Electric said he did not believe the products posed a fire hazard.

The woman responsible for stringing up dildos all throughout Portland has finally explained herself. In an anonymous interview with VICE , she says that she and her friends wound up with over 10, defective dildos after a local sex shop realized they couldn't sell them.

So they did the only thing they could think of doing with 10, dildos It had to be done. I have no idea why, but it had to, she says. Dick-tossing is an exercise in happiness. It was just a fun, hilarious thing to do. Dennies Pettersson, who had acquired the Swedish rights for streaming videos on a foreign website, sent bills to people he claimed had watched the clips, demanding payment ranging from tens to hundreds of euros.

For those who refused to pay, he raised the amount and threatened to call the police or publish their names on an online porn blacklist detailing which videos they had watched and then refused to pay for.

Pettersson admitted to 31 cases of aggravated extortion and to cases of attempted extortion. The offences date to and Two accomplices were given suspended terms while another three were given prison sentences ranging from 12 to 18 months. Although users never left their contact details on the site, Pettersson was able to trace them through a list of IP addresses he bought from Sweden's largest internet service provider.

Russia proposes a new twist to criminalising paying for sex, fines are higher for married men. Oleg Mikheyev of the center-left 'Fair' Russia party wants to amend the administrative code with a new article specifically describing using sex services for money as an offence. The proposed penalty is in the same range as the fines for prostitution itself and Mikheyev said in press comments that one of the reasons he wrote the bill was the desire to make the conditions equal for the workers and customers in the sex industry.

See article from themalaysianinsider. See article from thedailybeast. Other such media have long been banned during the daytime, and real books that are violent or erotic are kept under the counter of bookstores.

But a new ruling means that eBooks will be treated like films or TV, and so can only be sold during the night time window. The 10pm to 6am window was originally instituted in a law -- Jugendmedienschutz-Staatsvertrag, or Youth Media Protection Act -- that was intended to restrict adult cinemas from showing films in the day. But many have pointed out that applying the rule on the internet, where products can be bought at all hours of the day, is impractical.

None of the sites selling selling such material are yet shutting down in the day, according to reports. The German booksellers' association is looking to provide a way that eBook stores can be sure that they're not selling the books to young people without having to check through the contents of every book that they sell, according to Boersenblatt the website for the German book trade. Such systems might require publishers to say whether books are erotic, and then place them in a special section of the website that ensures that they can't be seen by children.

French sex workers protests against the criminalisation of their customers. Late last month, sex workers from eight different countries--including countries where clients are criminalised, such as Sweden, Norway and Northern Ireland--gathered in Paris' Human Rights Square alongside NSWP member group STRASS and the migrant Chinese sex worker group, Steel Roses to commemorate International Sex Worker Day and the year anniversary of the occupation of the Saint-Nizier church in Lyon, as well as to protest the proposed criminalisation bill, which will be discussed on the 12th of June in a second reading in the Assembly.

Punishing clients will exacerbate the situation, pushing sex workers into more precarious situations, he said. Pye Jakobsson told the press that in Sweden, where clients have been criminalised since , sex workers are even more stigmatised. Sex workers in France have been fighting attempts to criminalise their clients for years. The issue was first discussed in the National Assembly in December when a non-binding resolution was adopted supporting the introduction of the Swedish model.

This was later followed by the introduction of a formal Bill by the ruling French Socialist Party. The Bill proposed to introduce fines for anyone caught paying for or soliciting commercial sexual services and was passed by the Assembly in December The bill then went to the Senate but was first considered by a Committee, which removed the clause containing the provisions to criminalise clients in July However the proposal in now back on the table with a bill due to be discussed in the Assembly on the 12th of June.

In Paris, the Chinese sex workers are particularly vulnerable because they can not speak the language, are often undocumented and victims of police harassment, which prevents them from reporting if they are attacked by a client, said Ajing, President of Steel Roses. French parliament restores nasty measure to criminalise people who pay for sex. With the bill returning to its repressive original version, senators will once again discuss the matter. In the case of an impasse, the lower chamber will have the final word on the proposed law.

According to a Nest Movement report released in May, between 30, and 44, people work in France's prostitution industry full time, with part time sex work being much more difficult to evaluate. Only 30 percent of those in the industry work in the streets, while 62 percent engage customers online and 8 percent through hostess bars or massage parlors. Austrian brothel offers free sex as a tax protest against harassment by the authorities. The Kronen Zeitung tabloid reports that the news has spread like wildfire, with punters lining up to get inside.

The stunt has been great publicity for him and he says that he plans to continue it for four to eight weeks. The problem is, the tax office wants more and more, and they are not cracking down on illegal street and apartment prostitution.

He also complained that officials come to check up on the business at Pascha every 14 days. He said that the summer special would be offset by any profits made in his other establishments, and that Pasha would not be liable for any tax during the special offer.

Presumably the tax is levied on turnover or profit. In Christian Christian's own words, and through his thoughts, reflections, and dreams, E L James offers a fresh perspective on the love story that has enthralled millions of readers around the world.

Christian Grey, enigmatic hero of best-selling erotic novels Fifty Shades of Grey , is getting his own sequel. Author EL James has announced that she is publishing a new version of her sexually explicit novel written from the point of view of the tormented tycoon and not the shy, young object of his desires, Anastasia Steele. The new book, entitled Grey: Fifty Shades of Grey as Told by Christian, will be published on June 18, the fictional character's birthday. Law to jail men for buying sex comes into force on 1st June From 1st June, a new law in Northern Ireland criminalising the purchase of sex will come into effect.

This will make Northern Ireland the only region of the United Kingdom to adopt the repressive Nordic model, after a similar bill failed to pass in Scotland in The bill was passed in Northern Ireland's Stormont assembly by 81 votes to 10 last October despite research commissioned by the Department of Justice in Northern Ireland that concluded that Northern Ireland's adoption of the Nordic Model would not be in sex workers' best interests.

More than a third of clients surveyed believed that paying for sex was already illegal. A press release from the Northern Ireland Executive was published on 20th May. Under section 15 of the Human Trafficking and Exploitation Criminal Justice and Support for Victims Act Northern Ireland , it will become an offence to obtain sexual services in exchange for payment, either by paying, or promising to pay, any person directly, or through a third party.

This replaces the offence of paying for the sexual services of a prostitute subjected to force, where it is currently unlawful to pay for the sexual services of a prostitute who has been exploited by a third party using force or threats.

Under the new law, it will be illegal to obtain, for payment, sexual services from anyone, whether or not there is exploitation. The sexual services which will be illegal must involve the buyer being physically present with the seller and there must either be physical sexual contact or the seller must perform sexual acts where they touch themselves for the sexual gratification of the buyer.

Under the legislation, payment includes money or the provision of goods or services. Anyone convicted under the new legislation can be sentenced to a maximum of one year's imprisonment, or a fine, or both.

It is not an offence to sell sexual services. The new law also removes criminality from loitering or soliciting for the purposes of offering services as a prostitute in a street or public place.

It remains an offence to keep or manage a brothel. The page draft, proposed by the state's Division of Occupational Safety and Health, blends thick regulatory definitions with graphic language as it outlines how adult film performers and others on set can protect themselves from bloodborne pathogens and other bodily fluids.

It underscores the use of condoms as a way to protect against HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. During a hearing and public comment period, adult film performers and their supporters said the regulations which include wearing protective eye gear go too far.

These are regulations designed for medical settings, and are unworkable on an adult film set, or even a Hollywood film set,. Duke said her organization and several other groups would prefer to see the proposed regulation amended with input from both performers and public health officials, in ways that protect adult film performers without stigmatizing and shutting down an entire industry.

See article from techradar. This legislation would allow website owners to be charged as sex traffickers if any trafficking victims are found to have been advertised on the site--whether or not the website owner had any knowledge of this happening. Sponsors of the bill have specifically stated that their intent is to shut down , or at least seriously cripple, advertising spaces for sex workers, such as Backpage. See article from independent. I well remember Soho from my time as a very poor student in London.

The only way I could pay for my tuition was to go a couple of times a week to Jazz band, remember? There were always lads playing poker and somehow I always managed to win. See article from mirror. Glasgow councillors urge government to tackle the root cause of prostitution. Glasgow City Council has long been a hotbed of PC extremists who advocate that jailing men and destroying their families is a price worth paying so that councillors can feel good about their 'equality'.

Councillor James Coleman has called upon Justice Minister Michael Matheson to make a public commitment to target and challenge men's demand for paid-for sexual services. We support the current Human Trafficking and Exploitation Scotland Bill but believe it is limited by the fact it does not adequately address the cause of commercial sexual exploitation.

We are also fully supportive of the Scottish Government's 'Equally Safe' strategy, which recognises prostitution and trafficking as forms of commercial sexual exploitation that ultimately harm women. The city council agreed to call upon the Justice Minister to address the issue of demand, and to introduce comprehensive legislation in Scotland to criminalise the purchase of sex and to decriminalise and support those exploited through prostitution.

The motion, which was seconded by SNP group leader Susan Aitken, was agreed at a meeting of the full council.

Scottish Parliament decides that its latest trafficking bill is not the right vehicle for the criminialisation of paying for sex. Moralist campaigners inevitably called for the buying of sex to be criminalised as part of the legislation. Churches and Christian organisations proclaimed that the Bill offers a golden opportunity to make the purchase of sex illegal.

But others such as Amnesty argue that conflating human trafficking and prostitution within one piece of legislation will not do justice to either issue.

Justice secretary Michael Matheson said earlier this year that he would meet campaigners on both sides before the Scottish Government comes to a final position on the matter. But after taking evidence from a range of groups and organisations, the committee concluded the legislation was not the right vehicle for addressing the issue of criminalising the buying of sex.

See article from spiked-online. Swingers set up the first church in history that actually abides by the rule, 'love your neighbour'. The swingers club recently tried to open before city and state moralists moved swiftly to ban it. So the owners now plan to open a church that caters to their club members. It's going to be a place where people can meet and enjoy fellowship. There is no sexual activity that will go on there.

I assume if someone meets there and wants to do something of a sexual nature, they'll go to a hotel or a motel or go home. A church renovation plan was approved through the city's review process, allowing a work permit to be issued, although other inspections are yet to come. Floor plans for the club, and now for the church, show the same room layout with several label changes.

The club's themed dungeon room will now be for the choir. A dressing room has become the sacristy. The move comes after state lawmakers tried to ban private sexual swinging clubs by dreaming up restrictions preventing them from locating within 1, feet of schools, churches, daycares or parks or commercial areas.

Metro Zoning Administrator Bill Herbert said the department takes applicants at their word, so inspectors are treating the building as a church.

As long as the United Fellowship Center is in compliance with codes, it will receive permission to operate. Anti-prostitution laws are designed to make the lawmakers feel good about their gender equality, but results in sex workers feeling A series of police raids on saunas in , known as Operation Windermere, was seen as signalling the end of Edinburgh's traditional pragmatic approach to prostitution.

Now sex workers are also giving up on condoms, with saunas refusing to stock them because police can use possession of them as evidence of selling sex. The report for the city council's health and social care committee, which draws together evidence from various agencies involved with sex workers, also said many women had moved away from saunas and now operated from other venues, like flats or lap-dancing bars.

The report also said:. There is no evidence that the number of women selling sex in Lothian has reduced, but they are not attending for support from NHS Lothian in the same volumes as in previous years. Anecdotally, we hear of women now selling sex in other venues, such as lap-dancing bars, and more women are informing us that they are working from flats and advertising on the internet. Chlamydia had increased by two per cent and cases of hepatitis B and C were also up. The problem of unprotected intercourse may have been precipitated by fear of being found by the police to be in possession of condoms, which can be used as evidence to indicate the selling of sex.

NHS Lothian supplies condoms to saunas, but since Operation Windermere, many managers of these premises are reluctant to have condoms stored there. Compounding this risk is the problem that these venues are quieter, and some reports have indicated that women are consequently competing for work and will practice unprotected intercourse in order to generate a larger income. These findings come as no surprise to Scot-Pep who have long campaigned against aggressive enforcement action taken by Police Scotland against sex workers.

Since the police raided saunas in Edinburgh, the situation for sex workers has worsened dramatically. Many have disclosed they feel increasingly threatened by law enforcement and the risk of arrest. An epic tale of war between two neighbouring Scottish villages.

One young man is given the privilege to fight — but to do so he must not allow himself to fall in love. A light-hearted rom-com set in a Weight Watchers turns into a dark thriller when two of the weight-watchers circle turn into fat-hating serial killers.

Contact between genders is forbidden, which is problematic because everyone is in love with everyone else.

In the Sistine Chapel, art history and modern sexuality give God some hard thinking to do, as Sandra Huckleberry , new Vatican intern, is from Wisconsin, and the folks from Wisconsin do things differently there. One of them is disguised as a newsagents.

When Inspector Steve Petersen discovers his son Ricky is in league with pet-smugglers, it all gets litigious real quick. In Purgatory, chief demon Lord Melchior is keen on sending all the penitents to hell.

But when one of his charges turns out to be his long-lost love and executioner Donna Blackbeard, female pirate and scourge of the seven seas, the temperature gets even hotter. Featuring a cracking surprise finale. Passions run high in Mexico City as the language of salsa collides with the language of tobacco in the Castro Cigar Factory. Her friend Alice is slumming it with her after leaving Malborough college.

Featuring our first Hans Zimmer action movie montage. And what has Derek, the Major of Ipswich, got to do with all this, apart from sleeping with every character in this musical? In this creation story, God has pronounced that the only love blessed by her is the love between a man and a man.

The Garden of Eden remains a paradise of tranquility under her benign rule until Lucifer tempts Adam and Steve to travel over the mountains and taste the sins of female companionship.

Will the battle of heaven end in the destruction of the world? Or will God and Lucifer manage to reconcile their split and bring about a new type of paradise? Commander Markus is in charge of a space-vessel exploring the orbit of the sun. The heat is a metaphor for his psyche, and also his actual body temperature. Its wonderful hand-made guitars are sought after by the finest musicians in the world. But when she falls in love with George, they are forbidden from uniting until they can truly learn what love and sacrifice is.

It is in the mystical and dangerous mountains of Vietnam than their story finds its conclusion…. Hollywood dentist Dr Susan Richardson vows never to betray her best friend and assistant, Miranda. But when Tom Cruise visits for whale tooth implants, their relationship is put to the test.

Meanwhile, Tom Cruise turns into a whale. Beautiful, troubled Bess Toper is visited every day by grief-stricken husband Leonard. But both men harbour dark secrets about Bess — and the her electro-shock therapy unexpectedly transforms her into an avenging angel. Torontonian Marie and French — Canadian Pierre are having a Honeymoon spat based on their conflicting views of Canada. Meanwhile, Konyate and Masoja the local guides are having their own conflict of interest based on their interpretations of financial law.

This entire musical ended up making perfect sense. Captain Hamilton is a lady. Her father is the admiral, which is how she got the job. She is in love with Murgatroyd, who is a man. Schoolgirl Gemma gets lost in the Natural History Museum during a school trip, much to the dismay of Mr Forsythe, but she is taken under the care of gift-shop owner Laurie Leftcold. And Clarissa sings the statue song. Lord Carstairs is the most disliked man in the village. So when he is found dead on the village green, brilliant Belgian detective Inspector Jape finds himself enmeshed in a fiendishly complex snare of intrigue and revenge.

In Olde Istanbul, a loose re-telling of the Hamlet story. Kate and Natalie come along for the ride — but one of them is hiding a secret about their purity. Greek wrestlers Barriokolus and Tickolino vie for the honour of victory — but one is selfish and one is selfless. Empress Varius presides over their competition until an unexpected twist sends Barriokolus to Ancient Londinium and a meeting with pottery fanatic Ian Glenn no relation.

The Princess of this pickle kingdom leaves with her lower-status heart-throb Jeremy Jenkins to join the free society of the French courgettes — Les Legumes Superieure. But her departure from the restrictive society of the pickle jar sparks a revolution.

The vinegar workers rise up and dethrone the king, forcing him to work cleaning the bottom of the jar. Will the Princess return to her people and save her father from slavery? But if she does, will she even want to undo the changes towards a more egalitarian society? Will Pope Michael ever be able to control his drinking? His lust for power? In short, will he ever know when to stop? Which kind of makes things worse.

An ark is built. The lighthouse on Flech Isle is a magical, atmospheric place. Only Derek the Falcon can get to the bottom of the ensuing gender-bending farce. George Michael distant relation has set up a rehab clinic in an Ice Hotel in the Arctic. Susan leFevre, famous opera singer and alcoholic has gone there to dry out. Love blooms between George and Susan, but can he admit to the one million-pound wager? The hotel floor show shifts between fire and ice.

The dancing penguins wonder why they are at the wrong pole. Can the doomed Joey find redemption and can the East Bank and West Bank find a way to forgive each other? Can snowmen really fly? Featuring choreographic assistance from Donovan Workun. Widow Mrs Simpkins works with him and the two, bound together by grief, fall in love, but neither confesses to it.

Then the secrets begin to be unveiled. Why does George go to the exotic dance hall The Windmill Rooms? What happened 20 years earlier to Miss Simpkins? Why are dancers Dorine and Clarice so close to them both? And what if Pinkerton has the biggest secret of all?

Even Las Vegas has a prison, but this one reminds its inmates what they have lost with rainbows and pussycats on its walls. So when he is cursed with never having an heir until he can feel love, he is trapped between losing the respect of his warriors and comdemning Sparta to a bloody succession struggle.

Are they responsible for the deaths of all the popstars? And will George Harrison ever get his accent back? Brazil in was run as a banana republic, ruled over by a despotic leader with no thoughts except for his own luxury, the happiness of the wealthy and powerful and the entertainment of the occasional shipload of American sailors. The poor starve, except for those lucky few who are chosen to work at the high-class Crazy Nut brothel. One young man, a highly skilled gigolo, is given the honour of the Golden Key — which means freedom, wealth and power.

But instead of joining the elite, he seduces the president and tries to persuade him to bring equality to the country. But will the president find a heart before the threads of society snap and rebellion swamps them all?

Seoul, , a busy marketplace. Linctus, daughter of a wealthy merchant, is given an unprecedented chance of freedom when her father allows her to choose her own husband.

But evil Fat Chang has other ideas. Ideas which involve sinister double dealings, dark schemes and the impersonation of blind people. Sherwood Forest, merry men, a brave but aging leader of a free and radical bunch of forest dwellers, his feckless son, the evil Sherriff of Nottingham, an absent King. As it is, thinly disguised with different and hard-to-remember names, The Showstoppers created a fun-filled carnival family matinee musical filled with outlaws, arrows and arsing about.

It started out as a serious story about family, courage and danger; and ended in a massive pantomime knees up. PS Two of the Stopper offspring were in the audience. There will be an enquiry…. The tale of Mr Jim and Maggie as they try to keep their transatlantic love secret from the staff of The Golden Plaice. Will a joint Benidorm honeymoon sort things out? Will the Germans ever discover the tunnel dug from Colditz? And what;s with the post — apocalyptic Las Vegas scene changes?

Is that a message from God, or just a piece of fancy lighting…..? When she comes of age and has to choose which lego profession she goes into, what will her decision be? When he manages to change her feelings from friendship to love, does it constitute a great brain robbery and can the lovers get past the embarrassment of the morning after the night before? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon As daughter of the Grand Vizier, and architect of the Palace restoration, Fatima is forbidden to consort with the American explorer she so clearly loves.

Who will invoke the wrath of Babylon and will the great deity Babaganesh have anything to say? Imran is one of the most dangerous residents of Alcatraz, but he also used to be a detective. When the warden is found murdered, he is called in to investigate.

What lurks beneath the rock, and who can be trusted when all of your friends are criminals? At the Sandy Crack nudist colony, Sandy, her grandmother and her friend are enjoying the liberty of the famous beach. Can she persuade him to loosen his dog-collar or will they all end up covered up?

Medieval England, and King John clearly has an eye for one of his kitchen maids. But when our heroine is tricked into poisoning and killing the King, Britain itself stands to be won or lost on the joust. New York City, While on shore, sailor Ricky has the opportunity to win his girlfriend back from her relationship with a famous Broadway actor. As his two friends become embroiled in the plan they soon discover how complicated modern relationships can be.

Samantha, the human rights lawyer, and fisherman Gordon who has never caught a thing, are pulled into the pond. When all their new frog friends are threatened by the pike, will their good intentions help or hinder the natural order of things?

The last of the Romanov dynasty have the opportunity to return from exile and bring the glory days of the Tsars back to Moscow. But with Rasputin still pulling the strings in Red Square who will prevail? At the drugs testing centre at the Olympic stadium Dr Schneider is tempted to fudge some results for the American cycling team in order to impress old flame Jack, even though he is married to head of the Olympic committee, Marcia. But as the web grows ever more entangled, and murderous intentions rise, how will fair play turn things around?

An old fisherman is placed in a difficult predicament. Cory attends the local AA meetings in New York and has fallen for sweet Maria and passive aggressive and sometimes just aggressive Julia. When he persuades the entire group to fall off the wagon, he realises that his demons are in fact coming back to haunt him.

Who is the real addict? With Ethan on the run, the alligators are set free. And just as he saved them, they in turn will save him. Their long standing rivalry hides an old flame and the story explodes in layer upon layer of betrayal. What matters more — his heart, or the family name? LA Scientologists Anthony and Jane want to ascend to level 5, but if they do they must give each other up. When the decision proves too much for Anthony, he loses Jane, the church and his dignity. Can L Ron Hubbard himself provide redemption?

Can her old flame convince her that you can have it all? Doctor Christos and Doctor Pantopolis discover the love philtre of Aphrodite but their experiments go awry as the staff of the entire Mount-Olympus-based laboratory go on a Dionysian orgy as the gods look on in glee.

The mother superior sends her to the monastery of the naughty monk Monseigneur Montpelier to test her purity. But does she fail her test, or simply show her humanity? In the Guatanamo minimum security unisex prison, feared murderer Christine rules the roost and loves Franco.

Gravediggers Tracy and Jim are dealing with a glut of bodies from the poor side of town. Mayor Hargreaves and Councillor Alderton try to discover the source of the problem and in doing so awake the Undead, as tea ladies Joan and Beanie hide mysterious secrets. But when she was their age, she had no friends apart from the sweets. Her shyness drives her to Candyland where she learns to be confident, but at what cost? Pop group Stairs are visiting Jurassic Park.

When the shutters are lifted and the velociraptors escape, there is carnage; can Jenny prove her maturity and save everyone? Who will get off the island? Just another average night in Essex. Sugar Hut yeah yeah! When B-movie star Kiki Caparo comes to the mansion, his past with Mandy catches up with them both, as Heffner dies, and Caparo must take on the role of his life. The women of the harem are determined to follow him.

With the dangers of the lamp and his own advisor Farouk turning against him, Kahn must choose between treasure and the long serving Fatima. Somewhat surprisingly, the beer turns out to be an extremely effective aphrodisiac, and John is rocketed to fame and fortune.

Madame Cholet tries to make her realise, but only brings down the wrath of Uncle Bulgaria, the slightly right wing leader of the pack. He remembers only too well that if wombles fall in love, they stop collecting litter. And where is Wally? Her father, Poseidon, condemns their love and demands an underwater duel. Curmudgeon and Exeter watch helpless as they fight, but can one of their deaths really lead to salvation for the entire city?

At the Henley branch of Tesco, Sheila has been promoted to the dairy counter, but her bitter ex Simon is there. When Doreen from the Indian counter is appalled to see them touching, she has no choice but to tell Mr Carter. But Mr Carter has massive expansion plans to turn the whole of Henley into one enormous drive through supermarket.

Can Simon persuade Sheila to come back and help them thwart his maniacal shceme? At the nearly finished Olympic stadium Steven is building the stands with his boss Esmerelda.

But his ex-wife needs him to return to his first job, as a world class athelete. She uses their relationship to get him to compete in the triple jump, but his split focus leads to tragedy in the stands. Janet Thorpe is the great hope of British tennis.

Will she beat her old friend the beautiful Indian superstar Ramesh Pradesh — or will she let her bitter ex Tim Henman bring her down? Frank and Esme are falling in love in the largest anthill in Colorado. Will Frank and Esme have to sacrifice themselves, or will they return to take their rightful place at the top of the anthill?

Love blossoms between them, and everything seems perfect until Geoffrey indulges in an indiscreet moment in the Lime Grove with Princess Jemima. Can anyone be happy? Can love bridge the class divide? And who is this Sheik Rafiki? Two English sisters have been without male company since their father took over the governorship of an Indian province. He is so modern that he allows her to ask him for his hand in marriage, which leads to a duel on the croquet lawn.

When Samantha is caught in the crossfire, Charles must take her body to the temple to try and get her back. But can he give up modernism and believe in the gods of the past in order to save her? Xerxes is leading a mission to find a new home for the human race, but his love for Belinda threatens to put everyone in danger. Landing on Cloud 9, he is confronted with his past.

Can he control his emotions for long enough to save everyone? Empath Sensodon thinks not, but then she has never felt an emotion of her own until she spends an evening alone with robot Jim. The plane crashes on Jungle Isle. Can they put aside their hazy past and work together to get the plane flying again? As love flourishes in the jungle, someone must take responsibility and recognise whose fault it really is….

Since losing her voice and her mind, diva Josephine has been resident in a New York sanitorium, under the watchful eye of ex-guitarist, Dr Benson. But with rival pharmaceutical companies vying for control of the pills that are hard to swallow, her sanity is further threatened.

Will Dr Benson make her realise that love is not a placebo? Miranda always wins the knobbly knees competition at the Clacton on Sea Butlins, but is it because of her knees or because she has also won the heart of already-married Mr Cartwright?

When they run away together to set up Haven Holidays in Pimlico, his wife follows them and demands her share of the camp. But can Jockey Sam and the butler make her see that Billy Bunter, the ballusionist, is really the man for her? But her ideals of free love leave the Vatican unimpressed — and Sondheim heartbroken. In a fight between the devils and the angels, only Cardinal Rogers seems to see that the only way is up.

When it seems that Stanley has been growing the ganja, Mary can no longer trust him, but who is he really working for, and is the mysterious Jessica their landlady, their maid, or Carlo in disguise? Shoe fetishism meets nostalgic rock and roll on the border. After spinning the Wheel of Jobs she becomes a camel herder. Can they finally admit their love and avert disaster — for when the camels leave, Oblimey will fall.

In an Albanian female penitentiary Australian murderess Sonia is faced with an almost impossible choice to secure her pardon. When things take a turn for the worse, her friends Rudy and Agnia offer to take the blame.

Will she stave off the ghosts of the past and secure her return to Bondi Beach? When obsessively clean Dafydd Morgan fires Trevor and Roderick from the Asda cheese counter for crossing the cheese wire divide, he probably blows his chances with Michelle at the same time. Moira and Fingle are simply friends.

When Moira agrees to give Fingle a chance at love if he can climb the cursed Big Loaf to find the thing up there with the big teeth, wandering eyes and worse hands, he and Peter set off to climb the peak, meeting a lost wombat on the way.

But the magic at the top of the hill swaps their bodies and minds and on their return confusion is rife and it seems that Fingle has lost his love for good. But can she see past his furry wombat body to the true man inside, or will his bitter mother and her magic well ruin everything?

Old man Johnson is dead and mourning at his graveside are his wife Jacqueline, his son David and his adopted ward Cynthia. Why would he not mourn the loss of the man who invented advertising? Can Thomas forgive his brother for using his ideas or will he forever be moulded like a piece of clay? Talulah works at the Waikiki Beach Bar with Dad and Gran, but when surfers Chuck and Dan arrive for the surf competition, she finally gets a chance to fulfill her dream of leaving the Big Island in the Sea.

When the volcano on Hawaii erupts, threatening her family, Talulah has to return. But will Chuck go with her? But is it too late for her to return to Bugsy, or has he decided that the muck at the bottom of the fridge is more appetising than the butter on the top shelf? Lord Puff Puff has decided to take a holiday from the island of Utopia, leaving his nephew Tony in charge. But last time he did that, Tony fell in love with Charlotte and ruined everything.

Can he resist the pull of chocolate this time, or does love always lead to despair? On board The Traviata, Jim tries to dissuade Sam from pursuing Lady McMillan, not only because she is upper class, but she is married to a known gangster.

Unfortunately, his love for her is mutual and a terrible sequence of events are set off, which lead to abandoning ship for the lifeboats with the gangster, his goons, and his niece Gertie. But when Sam is killed, they all go back to the ship, and a bomb explodes. Or will the goons shake the snowglobe and see what really happened?

Charles and John Wentworth continue the family tradition of sibling rivalry and betting on the Gold Cup. But when they gamble for the affections of stable owner Sandra and mucker out Rosie, the stakes prove too high.

Can they put aside their differences and mount Golden Ganesh for the ultimate prize? His attraction to fellow murderer Patsy leads to their escape, leaving Suz and Henry, already serving 25 years over the theft of a dime, to face the wrath of Warden Popeye Bueller. But why are Hoover and Eisenhower so determined to keep Big Al under lock and key?

When tragedy strikes and one more star is sent to heaven, Paolo discovers who his real parents are, but what does the one eyed man in the boiler room know, and can Paolo live up to his potential? At a luxury ski resort in France, Henri is trying to win the much sought after Toadstool Trophy. But will his love for Geraldine or his long standing rivalry with Philippe Crevasse prevent him from achieving his dream? But Matterhorn has allowed women, Sonia and Esmerelda on board, determined not to make the same mistakes as his father.

As they near the Southern Lights, passions and tensions get stronger and more destructive. A mutiny, a lost leg, a revelation and a family reunited for a short time, all lead Clive Matterhorn to his destiny. He soon catches the eye of Tiffany, a prim and proper right-wing Christian.

Lewis loves carefree, childlike Jemima — almost as much as he loves hand-crafting traditional wooden toys. Maybe, if he works hard enough, Lewis can make enough wooden reindeer by Christmas Day to turn it all around…. Over the road, Dundee works at the finest patisserie. But whose father is he really? And can love cross class lines? Captain Sampson is delighted to have his inspirational wife along with him as they sail around the world.

But can first officer Richardson and his band of loyal crewmates hide her descent into alcoholism? And will the Captain ever be readmitted into the Navy? The Cambridge Amateur Musicals Society are rehearsing for their musical production of Three Sisters, but Samantha dreams of moving to New York and seeing her name in lights on Broadway. Leo and Marv have shore leave and are at the Pink Pussycat Club to forget the two girls who broke their hearts in Arkansas.

When they all meet, sparks fly and it seems that Leo has forgotten all about Marlene when he falls for embittered burlesque dancer, Susu McSu, and Billy Sue seems to be over Marv as she agrees to marry club owner Lonesome Petrovsky.

But Leo soon finds out that Marlene has a new man in her life, and he looks the spitting image of Leo, just a little bit smaller…. When Professor Morrison dies, his daughter Mary thinks she can finally marry his assistant Arthur. But the professor has stiuplated that if she marries she will be disinherited. In love with both men, who will she choose? After all a cat in a box is both dead and alive until the box is opened….

Marcel must save her from the guilllotine, but with Monique admitting to the murder, he must choose between his sister and his love. But what of Pierre? Acclaimed American artist Gregory Espadrille and his wife and muse, Mary, have gone to the Happy Valley Nudist Camp where they meet uptight British couple Gordon and Vanessa who challenge their commitment to an open relationship. As the couples swap and experiment, Gaia Unclenched is unveiled to the world, but at what cost and with what critical response?

On the SS Party, Cynthia the cleaner just wants to be noticed, while Deidre the singer just wants to be invisible. When a recently bereaved millionaire arrives on board, it seems that everyone might get their wish, but will the mystical island of Amazingazonia put a spanner in the works? At the Arizona Space Museum, Danny is quite taken with Jane, but the incident in the Planetarium with her sister Bridget is keeping them apart.

In the Lost and Found, Intelligentsia and The Professor try to keep the peace, but when Bridget turns up, sisterly competition leads to tragedy. As the Professor takes his opportunity to try out his robotic science, Danny must choose between the two sisters, and one of them will become a real star….

When she meets angels Gordon and Mary they come up with a plan to make Derek fall for her, but Hell proves too much of a temptation. Will devils rise or will angels fall? Michael and Sally have been married for 12 years, happily running the fish and chip shop on Brighton pier.

But the arrival of a pyramid from the British Museum, and with it Jeremy, threatens their happy existence. New York City in , Jerry and Mr Barnavelt run a pole dancing studio which is ridding the 26th state of Brooklyn of crime. But as the pole dancing studio is threatened, he gets a chance to prove himself, and become more than just a statistic. Old passions are re-ignited, but at what cost? Leonard Moor has come back from London to the family home at Smothering Heights. Despite being warned by Gareth, his old friend and groundsman, about the women of the village wanting to get their claws into him, he throws a lavish party, which gets slightly out of hand.

Gang member Cristos is in love with pious God-fearing Juanita. It can only lead to bloodshed, and as the bodies pile up, Cristos must choose between the real way and the Rio way. Cynthia Forkspender and Eliot Brian Futtock have been talking on the phone, but when her parents find out they demand that the pair of them marry. Cynthia has to forgo her university place and Brian has to give up his dreams of a life on the stage.

But the Forkspenders are desperate for a scandal and plant a honey trap for Brian. He falls in and loses Cynthia. Can he win her back or will her sister get the man? And will Mrs Winthrop finally get Brian Butlin after 42 years of megaphone provision? Who is Sweeney Cod and are the voices Samuel hears good or bad? Mona has been promoted to nymph status which means she is one of worker ants who might become Queen.

But this puts her in direct conflict with the love of her life, Jeremy. As he foments revolution in the formic acid zone, Mona attends to the dying Queen, and becomes the ANTithesis of everything Jeremy stands for.

Can their love survive? Can the colony survive? And what was the egg actually saying? Sociologist Dr Robert Johnson is forbidden to get involved with any of the convicts in the colony, but on the long sea crossing he has fallen for convicted murderer of 12 men, Martha McCoy.

Determined to prove her innocence he unwittingly places her in danger when he steals a boat and crews it with her brother and psychotic ex-boyfriend. Love is like a crow. Four explorers go in search of the lost Glamazon tribe, and their missing mentor Old Man Parker. Will they escape the clutches of the tall dainty footed tribe in time to find love? As Jeffery is exiled the truth behind the Civil War emerges and the Maypole is threatened.

When she falls in love with Richard, his emotions are uncaged and the alpha male emerges. But PGP and Calendula hanker for the days of fine whiskey and debauchery. So, with the help of the Deputy Sheriff, they lure Jessie May back to her old ways; after all once a lush, always a lush. Michael and Lemia are in Hell for crimes of passion. Mr Mephistopheles offers them a reprieve if they prevent Clare and Paul from making the same mistake. But by stopping them killing addled war veteran George, Michael and Lemia find themselves back where they started.

Only God can save them now. Ted and Lucy work for a New York insurance company under squash addict Peter. Their dreams of getting a great apartment and having a family lead Ted to sell an overpriced, dodgy health insurance package to elderly Myrtle.

When she dies, he is guilt ridden, but her potty mouth gives him the perfect get-out clause. But at what personal cost?

In a service station on junction 7 of the M6, Chloe and Penny run a Welcome Break, frequented by Eddie and Jessop, who go out of their way to see them. But so welcoming are the girls, they are fired.

Will their new venture in Dover be a success? And what of Barry and the cats? The true story of how Stonehenge was moved from Glastonbury to Salisbury Plain. When Calista is chosen to marry tribal leader Fortis, her betrothed Cadoc is as angry as the gods themselves. Stags, beavers, and the salute of the sun — but what will the rules of their new society be?

But what of her love for Dai, the Distance Man? Everyone in the club tries to save him, with the help of some leftover tricks from Spandex the Brave.

Thomas Silverhammer, the tallest of the dwarves, knows something happened to his father and goes to the forbidden mine in search of the truth. But the truth is not what he expected and may mean that he has to become a Gravelgrinder…. Zeus leaves Mount Olympus to his sons Castor the warrior and Liam the poet, with the instruction not to dally in human affairs. At a Detroit carwash, Jim gets lucky with rich and classy Lady Charlene.

But her giant husband, Mr Charlene, is enraged and punishes everyone by closing the carwash. Will Marv and Trish escape adult entertainment in time to turn things around?

And can Lady Charlene prove to Mr Charlene that his unhappiness is nothing to do with her? In an enchanted forest during the Irish famine, Seamus and Mary must call upon the spirits of the tree to travel through time to But who was born under a harvest moon and how many times can a man be turned down?

At an asylum for shell-shocked WWI soldiers and nurses, Patient 13, Madeleine, is being treated by Dr Wilkinson to get over the loss of her brother Henry. Should she, or by seeing him in her mind, will she once again see him in life? When Joseph finds out, he gets his revenge.

Mrs Miniver runs the sweet shop at Dragon Castle, but is called upon to confront the great old dragon itself — as the wizards of the castle vie for power. A mutiny occurs on an Irish cruise ship, where all plans are made on the basketball court. Will love save the day, or will they all be sunk?

The fractious Button sisters run a Guernsey dairy farm but have to decide whether to resist the pressures of modernisation. With the help of the lovelorn Francis and the spirit of old farmer Button, will eldest sister Miriam be able to save the farm, her sisters and their heritage? Will they get back in time to save the hospital, and will Dr Ostrovsky be released by his penguin chorus?

On the pirate oil rig The Mary-Lou, the crew will face all dangers but will not accept a woman on board. Three dead jazz-obsessed sisters haunt their old home, soon to be inhabited by their father Lafayette and Daniel, his solicitor.

Can their love transcend the ectoplasmic intervention on the astral plane or will the vengeful Cooly-bean get revenge on the man who murdered them all? When his DNA experiments to make dinosaurs peaceful towards humans fail, Montana and the other park inhabitants are left in terrible danger.

The prince of Bumbleland really wants to travel beyond, but his father warns him that out there lurk wasps. The King must choose between giving the wasps all the honey in Bumbleland or losing his only son forever. But when the wasps come to Bumbleland to collect their ransom, secrets are revealed that explain why the Wasp Warlock is so angry and why the prince is the only bee who can sting more than once….

But after an ill-placed firework in Pudding Lane things look bad for London — the only escape is a topiary maze. As they float through space, taking a frozen Vladimir Putin and Barack Obama in the SSS Ulysses, leaving behind the broken planet Earth to find new life elsewhere, his torrid affair threatens the safety of the ship.

Hruthgar has been chosen to be the new King of Glass-gow, but he must choose a Queen to spend his year with before he is sent out to sea on a burning boat. A year in power and the village is ruined, his wife is dead, and he stands on a boat, ready to be burnt.

But the hammer of Thor and the rock in the sea come into play — will Hruthgar and Kandar burn brightly at last? With Ethel getting drunk with her make-up artist and Tornado taking advice from his dojo master, Tempest of the Storm, it seems that their budding romance is doomed.

But if the authoritarian commissioner Camille can find love with Yung Tao, surely anyone can…. But when the Baron turns it into a abattoir in a strange attempt to impress Francoise, old rivalries and memories of collaboration during WWII are stirred up. But can the love of Francoise and Pierre convince him to plant grapes once more?

Griselda and David, and their three offspring, have gone to the Latitude Festival, despite their crumbling marriage. Three Australians are waiting to see their hero, Adam Ant. Melinda has a thing for older men and after a chance meeting with David in the poetry forest accompanied by a strange performance poet, it seems love is blossoming. After all, ridicule is nothing to be scared of. Colditz, and the Captain and Daphne have been interned for 4 years.

But with the help of the slightly loony Spotty, Browning and an arrogant American with a Harley Davidson made out of loo rolls, they escape to Holland.

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