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I totally lost the sense of time and I enjoyed the massage very much. I feel so good. I still have to think of that experience, it was indescribably beautiful! Dear Mrs, Last Thursday, I had a chance to get familiar with tantra massage thanks to a beautiful masseuse Ester at your Integrity Centre. I have been tempted with tantra for a long time so I had some expectations. However, the experience with Ester during the tantric initiation ritual was even more than I expected. It can be best described with these words: Since I am familiar with traditi I would like to thank Miss Andrea for a very pleasant and professional tantra massage.

We have always enjoyed a couple massage together and my wife always preferred a masseuse. However, this time she decided to try a masseur. We had no idea what to expect, therefore we chose a massage in separate rooms. I was paired with Livia and my wife chose Jakub. Our experience goes beyond a Quality, good atmosphere, professional attitude, very friendly environment. I went for massage and also training later on.

Both together with Martin, who was very empathic, gave a space, fantastic guidance and felt what he should and can do. Fantastic experience all over, the training together with Martin was an extra experience, full of philosophy, but also practical exercise.

All tailor made for me. Very much worth coming ov Dear Tantra Massages Prague, I decided to describe my feeling from your services. I have visited your studio in May and I was honestly surprised by Diana, who took care of me. There is no way to put in words what I have experienced in your Tantric Temple.

I love open-mined women. Once we started to chat with each other, it was a lovely experience full of joy, closeness and intimacy. And fight after the beginning of the massag Dear Diana, I have experienced tantric massages all around Europe but it has been only you who opened my eyes and showed me the whole range of this art.

You are a goddess full of energy and passion. All the parts of my body were awakened and full of energy. I felt like another human being the other day.

Relaxed and fresh like I have not felt for a long time before. Thank you, dearest Diana. Hi Andrea, thank you for the great tantra massage this morning, it was very nice and I have very good feelings! Dearest Andrea, I can't describe to you how happy I was to see you again and get the opportunity to be pampered by your heavenly touch.

I am so fortunate that I am able to come for another tantra session with you and certainly will not be the last. One thing for sure it's not like any other session. But then no session with you is ever the same. Every session is a magical surprise. It must be magical because honestly I don' Dear Michaela, Thank you so much for arranging our last tantra massages.

They were as always amazing. My friends and I enjoyed them immensely. Between travel and the hectic work schedule that I came back to, I couldn't find a decent quite moment that will enable me to express my appreciation in the way that she absolutely deserves.

Even the below is not enough but what to do as I am a human limited by the vocabulary that the I felt like I had been on an incredible journey, transported to another place over the 90 minutes of devoted attention from a woman with the touch of a Dearest Teresa, it was nice to met you last night.

I want to thank you for your tremendous tantra massage. I slept very well last night and I have refreshed so much. Dear Tantra massage Prague, please pass on my thanks to Alicia.

It was an amazing session! I had never tried tantra massage before and it was something completely new and exciting. Hi, Thank you for a wonderful experience and a great service. I will certainly visit your center every time I visit Prague.

It was a great start to my tantra journey - excelent tantra massage. I had a great time at this center! My masseuse was Ester, who was very cute, darling and lovely person. She made my experience very unique. I had already tried many tantra massages in some different studios, but it was never like this and I consider myself very happy to approach this place. The massage was very intimate for me and for the first time in my life I was able to open up completely.

There was nothing else than her t I have never experienced anything like this before, it was a real discovery! I can certainly recommend this center to everyone: Masseuse Diana transported me into a journey that I wish it didn't have to end. She was so kind, professional and skilled. She have touched me for a lifetime, as very rar I had time of my life with David. He was exactly as described in the website and even more You should have treatment with him if you know all about Tantra and know what to expect and what not to expect.

I had Tantra deluxe massage with him for 3. My dearest Diana, My tantra massage experience with you was so nice! I really enjoyed the whole ritual, your gentle touch, your smile, your kindness. I wish you all the best! Thank you, David, for an amazing tantric massage. Being a masseur, I almost forgot how nice it is to be in the position of a receiving person for a while.

I am happy to come back. Yesterday I experienced first tantra massage in my life. I had some concerns, but thanks to my amazing masseuse Eve, it was truly a wonderful experience!

Very relaxing a pleasant. I feel connected with my body and my energy is much higher than before the massage. I can only recommend!

Thank you Diana for the perfect sensual tantra massage, you gave me yesterday! I felt very relaxed and opened. You were so nice and careful, that I was able to open up and really feel the energy in my body. Moreover the great relaxing music I still can hear one of those songs in my head. Interview before the massage was pleasan Alicia is simply great, she can take you out of this world into a deep internal journey in your body and soul. I enjoyed the crushing waves of energy and emotions building up gently and slowly in my body till it reached a point where I lost feeling of time and place, it felt like I was trapped into the moment and did not want it to end.

Thank you Alicia for giving me that wonderful experience where I felt for the first time i I was slightly nervous at the beginning but it all seems gone while Ms. Eva entered the door. It was my very first experience with tantra but definitely not the last one. Thanks and I recommend this to everybody! This was my very first experience with tantra massage and I am glad to experience it with David.

He brought me to a total relaxation state of body and mind and it was an indescribable experience. I did not want it to end! Next time, I am definitely going for a longer massage.

Good evening, How are you? I would like to thank one more time to Ms. Diana for a beautiful tantric massage. I am looking forward to my next appointment. Dear Tantra massage Prague, today I had my first tantra massage experience in your beautiful SPA, with masseuse Lijana and I want to give you some feedback. I feel human, thrilled, alive, warm, sensual and excited and so pleased that I made the decision to try proper authentic tantra in your SPA.

I think Lijana is a really lovely I have to say that I have never had better masseuse before! During the entire massage I felt like a king. Our connection, which she took care of was full of tenderness and beautiful feelings of warmth.

She was able to create perfect harmony and give me a truly tantric experience. I usually take Swedish or Hot Lava stone massage, rarely Thai massage too.

I have come to that point of my life when I felt it was time to try something new that I have never experienced before. I was searching on the internet for days to find the right place, and I was hesitating to go for it or not.

I found David's profile very attractive, and the Massage Center's website's detailed information on the subject convinced me to Dear Tantra massage Prague, I just knocked on the door and asked for massage It was my lucky day! I met Lijana and she gave me the most beatiful experience that I ever could dream of. There is no word to describe it!

Gorgeous Eva, You have transferred me into another dimension hard to describe by words. Your hands, body and all the beauty and calm vibes have made our common experience an unforgettable one. In fact, your tantric massage is one of the moments I would like to stop the time for! Unbelievable, wonderful, must try! I was in Prague for 7 days. I went to this tantra massage place almost everyday since the atmoshere and massages were excellent.

I would like to comment about Nicole. She is extraordinary and angel. I was with her 3 times and each session was pleasant and blissful. She is lovable, polite, soft, smiling, gentle and has excellent hands for the tantra massage. Among all, her attitude is outstanding. I would definitely visit this David is an absolutely excellent tantric masseur; I have never experienced anything like that before. Before my personal experience, I simply though tantric massage is an erotic service.

In fact, it is something very different. I have never experienced such a depth in my life before; I felt like another human being when I was leaving the studio. Thank you very much, David. I am sure to come back soon again as I want to move a Dear Evelina First of all, I'd like to thank you for the sensitive, emotional and very comfortable massage.

It was my first tantra massage and I'm sure it won't be my last! The massage was just wonderful! I'm really happy to made this experience - so much energy and power, just wow!

For everybody who is looking for something new or special, or just like to expand his horizon: Take the tantra massage Deluxe and enjoy it. Finally a professional tantra studio! Wonderful masseuse and perfect tantric massage. I sincerely recommend this to everyone who wants to move forward with their relationships! And I must admit, that to be in the position of a receiving person is a really nice change for us, the TAO people. If you really want to Amazing Eva, Thank you for your totally natural, human, tender approach accompanied by your gorgeous and easy smile that made me get rid of all the totally unnecessary nervousness.

Once more, thank you for such an indescribable and wonderful tantra massage. It was a total new and unique experience for me full of trust, relaxes, excitement and the knowledge about tantra massage itself. I am really grateful for this and I am a Dear Tantra massage Prague, I was on travel and had 2 days in Prague. I was looking for an authentic and genuine Tantric experience. I came across Tantra massage Prague and decided to try it. My experience with Sarka was amazing. It was amazing for a number of reasons but most importantly because it was genuine and authentic in the practice of Tantra.

From the moment you look into her eyes you can almost sense the ability s It was a wonderful experience at Tantra massage Prague, Nicole is wonderful and has positive energy, comforting and professional.

Dearest Eveline, Having experienced such an unbelievable and unique massage with you, I was not able to share my feelings at the moment with you.

To be honest, I was not even sure whether my experience was a real one. Back then, I have never chosen my masseuse as I believed the fate would bring me the one I am supposed to meet at that tim I chose Eva, because from the photo in her profile she looked like a nice person which proved to be true during the introductory interview.

I even started to think if this friendly chat is not going to negatively affect the things to come. When she entered the room for the second time, though, before the start of the massage, she brought in a different atmosphere. She was mysterious, electrifying, sensual, in short wonderful. Masseuse Sabina, this incredibly kind and charming person, led me through my first tantra massage and gave me something new and really precious for me at a moment in life when I needed it most. I experienced absolute acceptance without any judgement, understanding and care.

Dear Sabina, thank you for caressing my body and soul. I went to have a Tantra massage feeling worried and doubtful, yet something made me go and see if it is as helpful as everyone says. Thank you for showing me a way to open up to myself, through touch and your kind words full of honesty. When after the introductory chat I was left alone for a while and I was supposed to ring the bell when I was ready, I thought to myself that I must be mad a Misa, Sabina, once again thank you for the lovely moments!

Where do I start, my last tantra massage with Evelinka was truly put of this world! This was my sixth visit at Tantra massage Prague center and certainly not the last time. The massage of itself was unbelievable, full of love and care. Evelina is a God sent and have an amazing gift as a giver. Each touch and stroke are sending your body a stream of positive energy, that will last for a long time afterwards a few days making Dear Sabina, when you entered the room you seemed gentle and calm to me, but I was later surprised how much strength you had.

Tantra massage with you was a truly tremendous experience. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to relax both mentally and physically. And most of all thanks for giving me a part of your peace and strength. I would like to say thanks to Eva for the beautiful moments of my tantra massage which were a truly pleasurable experience thanks to her empathy and tenderness.

I enjoyed the relaxing effect of every touch and it was exactly why I decided to try tantra massage. The whole center made a really good impression on me It is something special to see someone doing what they love.

To have that love directed at you is an experience that is just out of this world, and that's the experience I got from Eva. I can say with absolute certainty that this was the most relaxing and revitalizing 3 hours of my life.

I got to see a girl turn into a Goddess today. Thank you so much for a wonderful tantra massage Eva. Sabina was a wonderful masseuse. I would highly recommend her to any visitor of Tantra Massage Prague.

As a guide through my first tantra massage she showed a tremendous amount of skills and empathy, which are both essential components of tantra massage.

When I return to Prague I will certainly visit her again. Sabina, thank you for a wonderful experience that was more than I expected. It was absolutely great, thank you very much. I would like to share couple words of appreciation of my experience at this magical, lovely place.

The facilities were so nicely designed, pleasant and full of good taste. Everything was professionally organized. It is clear that this center pays a lot of attention to its customer care. Moreover it's fast and easy to reach it by taxi from the city center. I immediately felt positive and welcomed. My tantra massage session was I visited this studio about three times, when I was in Prague and I would like to share my experience, because these guys definitely deserve it.

Firstly, this studio has a great customer care. I had many questions it was my first experience with tantra and they responded all of them very professionally, kindly and quickly.

The first contact plus the professional websites supported my trust and I decided to go for it. My masseuse was Evelin, who was very cute, darling and lovely person. There was nothing else than her Some two weeks ago I went for a massage with Sabina.

It was a fascinating experience and it helped me discover some areas of my sexuality and helped me open up more to people, to new experiences and to the world in general. When I arrived for the massage I was all nervous and stiff which I usually am when I meet new people , but after the opening conversation and when the massage procedure started my nervousness was gone.

Today I had an amazing tantra massage with Evelina. It was just fantastic. Can you please bring her an extra thank you from me? Tell her I am still flying her touches and the energy circulating in my body. I had a great time with Adele. Her tantra massage was something absolutely amazing. She is also very nice person and her gentle hands I can only recommend. Thank you for a wonderful experience!

Tantra massage Prague is a great place. They have very nice environment, perfectly clean and so nicely decorated. I also loved the scent of essential oils. I had a tantra massage Deluxe with Livia and I have to say, she was a great masseuse! It was my second tantra massage in my life and I really enjoyed this gentle, beautiful goddess with firm touch and magical hands.

She is something special. I still feel the energy spreadin I think that the strength of an experience does not lie only in its intensity, but primarily in how long it stays with you. My perfect Eva, let me thank you from the depth of my heart for opening the door to a completely new, wonderful dimension of which I had not the slightest idea it could exist.

Meeting you and your touch is one of the most powerful experiences in my life. Even after several days the pleasant shiver is still vibrating through my body and your lovely laughter is still resonating in the depth of my soul! Dear Denny, thank you very much for your kind and powerfull energy. Your tantra massage was very nice experience. You are really professional and careful and your touch was almost magical.

I feel much better after you massaged me. You are nice and kind person. I wish you good luck. My dearest Catherine, My tantra massage experience with you was so nice! I wish to share my amazing experience with Eva this time.

Each masseuse has their own unique style and personality, which makes tantra massage even more interesting as you always experience something new every time. First of all, Eva is a beautiful smiling happy girl and does put a lot of heart in her massages.

She works with energy and her touch can be the softest and stronger in order to relieve stress and tension. Katherine was a wonderful and skillful guide. Her calming and skillful touch was just what I needed.

Every piece of the experience was explained to me upfront and Katherine was always mindful to check in with me along the way.

I will definitely be back next time I find myself in Prague. Thank you Kate for a wonderful tantra massage! Dear Catherine, massage from you was like rediscovering the beauty and aptitude of a woman, multiple sensuality of touch and fulfilment of the word tantra. You are a proof that all the words including these are needless — when we meet someone who understands us. What is important are just the seconds, minutes, hours Thank you very much for every second I could live to the full — during your t Catherine is a very nice, easy-going person and tantra massage with her was delightful.

A few days ago my husband and I went to your center. We received a voucher for tantra massage as a wedding gift. The best of all was the feeling of absolute consciousness and tuning in. I truly felt like I received a gift. Dear Denny, thank you again for your lovely care and nice touch. I really liked your strong energy. My feelings were maximized because of your help with breathing. It really surprised me, that it can work like that and I can feel the vibration in my entire body.

You opened my heart and mind. I feel really good after your massage. I will definitely come back. I now feel it surely is incomparable and no other massage can be better with an exception of its continuation.

I had a four hands tantra massage with David and Eva. They are both very kind and professional, warmly welcoming you, taking time to discuss all about the massage and making you feel confortable. The massage is incredibly relaxing, at the same time warm and soft. They really love what they do and you feel it. I'll meet them again for sure. A Few days ago I met David for a tantra massage Deluxe. I received a great tantric massage and it was not only very relaxing, but also very exciting.

I felt a great connection between both of us. Thanks for your the great experience. I met David for the second time this week. If the first time was good, this time it was kind of fantastic. I literally fell in love with him. I knew he was trustworthy and reliable and I was able to release myself completely and so was him.

A real sweet and smooth experience. I hope that you enjoed the massage as much as I did. Above of the quality of his tantra massages, David will always welcome you genuinel A really wonderful tantra massage from a lovely man who knows and cares about what he is doing and his clients wellbeing.

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When he was touching me, I felt totaly free. I am so happy that I met him once in my liftime. I hope that you will meet him too! You will be very happy and lucky. Thank you David for a super nice moments with you. I hope to see you again!

I can only recommend David. He loves his work and does it with passion and good attitude showing you the best of tantra massage. I found David online and was thrilled to find someone with his talents here in Prague! David was immediately welcoming and had set up the massage room with music, incense and candles.

It was very comforting. We spoke for quite a while about what tantra is and that helped me to better know what to expect from this massage. But I was wrong - it was so much better than I could have anticipated. He covered ever part of me with exp David, thank you for a most wonderful evening!

It was my first tantra massage experience in my life and I am still amazed! You are sweet, kind and playful with so much skills and charm. Right away from the doorway it became a great multi-sensory experience with sounds, candles and fragrances, but the best part was naturally your sensual, strong, attentive and wonderful massage. I also liked a lot our conversation about the mas What a great experience and for sure not my last one with David.

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It's the smartest idea I ever had, naming them all Leroy. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80? He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex? Community Property - Carol Gafford The old man ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.

He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering.

You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.

The old man said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything. The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.

Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused Henry, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Henry and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. Henry, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny.

Later that evening, Henry quietly parked his pickup in front of Martha's house You gotta love Henry. Osama Writes George a Letter - Milt Oglesby After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message: Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to t!

With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. He had been employed there for many years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed.

He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer? I said "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now.

Do you know him? Church Bells - Milt Oglesby Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home. We had sex all afternoon. You've been playing golf! They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified to look at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!

Have you been fooling around behind my back? He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths' and nobody offered me a damned thing.

He glanced at the menu and asked: His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!

Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time. I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?

Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem. Raise your head slowly and say, " The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, and it's worked for over years. And, we're not using it anymore. Akelaah and the Spelling Bee - Paul Havlak Many people are unaware how much the ability to spell correctly is overrated.

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When they sat down, Ole looked over at Lena and said, "Hey, Lena, vould you like a cocktail before dinner? Then he reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes.

He'd struck out twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose. Vell, Ole couldn't believe his luck. He did a U-turn right then and there across the median and everything, and drove back to the motel and checked in vith Lena. The next morning Ole got up first. He looked at Lena lying there in the bed, her blond curls on the pillow. Vat have I done? He shook Lena and she woke up. You don't have to smoke or drink to have a good time! However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing.

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You see a guy at a party. First you straighten your dress, then you walk up to him and pour him a drink. After handing him the drink, you say, "May I? In the process of fixing his tie, you brush your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed. You're at a party and see a handsome guy.

He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. You slip a letter outlining your sexual skills and your experience into the pocket of every man at a party whether he is cute or ugly, young or old, wealthy or poor, married or single, walking or crippled. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing.

So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center, get your megaphone ready, and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed! The Barbie Doll - Doug Hewett One day a father gets off of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window? Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what you're a-hole is doing while you're having an orgasm? We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.

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